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| Paralympic commentary: And the leaders of the Conjoined Twins race are neck and neck. |    |
Joke by el.hannen, in Illness and mortality > Siamese Twins - Tagged conjoined twins , siamese twins , paralympic , conjoined - Current Score: 12 - Added: 1 month ago
| Today, the parents of the Paralympic Swimming Gold medal winning schoolgirl heroine Eleanor Symonds strongly denied they were expecting another baby. "When we said we were looking forward to the patter of tiny feet, we meant we couldn't wait to welcome Ellie back home," they said. | |
Joke by spangletoss, in Celebrity and news events > Paralympics - Tagged feet , dwarf , patter , paralympic - Current Score: 9 - Added: 4 months ago
| What's the definition of 'guilty pleasure'? Laughing at the Paralympic sack race. | |
Joke by dandan, in Jokes with no home > paralympics - Tagged guilty , pleasure , paralympic , sack race - Current Score: 5 - Added: 6 months ago
| I always was on under the illusion that the word "Para" meant fast or effective. For example, Parachute Paratrooper Paracetamol I was just watching the swimming on the TV and I can't say the same for the fucking vegetables on the Paralympics. | |
Joke by JoeLS14, in Celebrity and news events > Paralympics - Tagged paralympic , swimming , para - Current Score: -1 - Added: 4 months ago
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