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| Britain's Paralympic champions were in tears today after their coach explained there is no chocolate inside the gold medals. |    |
Joke by itchyanus, in Celebrity and news events > Paralympics - Tagged paralympics , gold , chocolate - Current Score: 553 - Added: 2 months, 23 days ago
| It's time the supermarkets got rid of all these fucking disabled parking spaces. They can't start bleating about not having enough training facilities for the Olympic Games if they can't even be arsed to carry a tin of beans a few yards further to the car. | |
Joke by marley, in Illness and mortality > Disability - Tagged paralympics - Current Score: 376 - Added: 4 months, 17 days ago
| I don't know why some people are kicking up such a fuss at some members of the England football team not singing the national anthem. Last week I was watching the Paralympics and some of our gold medalists couldn't even be bothered to stand up for it. | |
Joke by oldskooliain1982, in Celebrity and news events > Paralympics - Tagged cripples , paralympics , national anthem - Current Score: 210 - Added: 2 months, 9 days ago
| On arrival back home, a spokesman for the USA Paralympic team gave this speech: "TIMMMYYYYYYY" | |
Joke by Boogaloo, in Celebrity and news events > Paralympics - Tagged south park , paralympics - Current Score: 209 - Added: 2 months, 10 days ago
| What does a Paralympian fear the most? Testing positive for WD-40. | |
Joke by Electrohouseman, in Celebrity and news events > Paralympics - Tagged paralympics , cheat , wd40 - Current Score: 208 - Added: 2 months, 24 days ago
| Some positive news from China after the recent earthquake. They are confident that they will have the largest team at this year's paralympics | |
Joke by gordonbennet, in Celebrity and news events > Chinese Earthquake - Tagged china , paralympics , earthquake - Current Score: 182 - Added: 6 months, 16 days ago
| Britain's paralympic cycling gold medal winner has tested positive for using performance enhancers. Stabilisers. | |
Joke by itchyanus, in Celebrity and news events > Paris Hilton - Tagged paralympics , cycling - Current Score: 181 - Added: 2 months, 24 days ago
| Do they have reserved parking places for "normal" people at the special Olympics? | |
Joke by Sticky, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged mongs , raspberries , crips , the crayon gang , paralympics - Current Score: 172 - Added: 4 months, 17 days ago
| The Paralympics is to start soon; so take care not to offend any disabled people nearby...by referring to it as 'The Real Robot Wars' | |
Joke by robydoby, in Illness and mortality > Disability - Tagged paralympics , offend , disabled , robot - Current Score: 172 - Added: 3 months, 7 days ago
| Apparently, the National Press in the UK has stated there are 4.2 million people on Incapacity/Disabled Benefits. Paralympics is ours FUCKERS!!!!! | |
Joke by jamboreetime, in Illness and mortality > Disability - Tagged paralympics , disabled , press , mock the week - Current Score: 161 - Added: 4 months, 4 days ago
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