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| What do you call a women paralysed from the waist down? An insensitive cunt! |    |
Joke by marshy101, in Illness and mortality > Disability - Tagged women , insensitive , cunt , paralysed - Current Score: 58 - Added: 4 months, 22 days ago
| An ambulance arrives at the scene of a bad Nova crash on the A127 just outside Basildon. The paramedic goes to the girl passenger, "how many fingers have I got up?" "Fuck, I'm paralysed!" | |
Joke by sick puppy, in Religion and racism > Essex - Tagged basildon , essex girls , ambulance , paralysed , paramedic - Current Score: 52 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| I watched the Paralympic wheelchair 5000 metres final a few days ago and there was a big crash... Tragically, this has left four riders paralysed for life. | |
Joke by 5ftlegend, in Celebrity and news events > Paralympics - Tagged paralympics , paralysed - Current Score: 19 - Added: 2 months, 19 days ago
| My wife was recently in an accident and became paralysed from the waist down. What an insensetive cunt... | |
Joke by wossaaat, in Illness and mortality > Paraplegics - Tagged wife , paralysed , cunt - Current Score: 13 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| The first edition of Christopher Reeves biography didnt sell well. Apparently there was some damage to the spine. COMMENT In that case Baby P's biography was a write off! | |
Joke by Razza, in Illness and mortality > Disability - Tagged disability , paralysed , christopher reeve , wheelchair - Current Score: 13 - Added: 1 week ago
| When I was little, Superman was my idol. Now I'm paralysed too. | |
Joke by tmshq, in Celebrity and news events > Christopher Reeve - Tagged superman , christopher reeve , paralysed - Current Score: 10 - Added: 2 months, 21 days ago
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