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| An ambulance arrives at the scene of a bad Nova crash on the A127 just outside Basildon. The paramedic goes to the girl passenger, "how many fingers have I got up?" "Fuck, I'm paralysed!" |    |
Joke by sick puppy, in Religion and racism > Essex - Tagged basildon , essex girls , ambulance , paralysed , paramedic - Current Score: 46 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| An old bloke riding his bike gets knocked down by a bus. The paramedics did all they could, and were just about to pronounce him dead, when suddenly a blonde bird pulls down her knickers & sits on his face. 2 minutes later, the old man starts coughing, and comes back to life. "It's a miracle" said the paramedic The blonde replies.."all he needed was a quick blood transfusion" | |
Joke by a330_captain, in Illness and mortality > A Man Was...... - Tagged old , bloke , bus , paramedic , blonde , blood - Current Score: 17 - Added: 8 months ago
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