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| My doctor reckons I'm paranoid. He didn't say it, but I know he's thinking it. |    |
Joke by MuslimBoy, in Illness and mortality > Paranoia - Tagged paranoia , doctor , paranoid - Current Score: 486 - Added: 4 months, 20 days ago
| My girlfriend said she would end our relationship if I don't stop being so paranoid about her leaving me. Now, how is saying that going to help? | |
Joke by max the storyteller, in Illness and mortality > Paranoia - Tagged paranoid - Current Score: 43 - Added: 2 months, 17 days ago
| I was watching Dave last night. He got really paranoid and punched me. | |
Joke by jokeywokey, in Jokes with no home > 50 Cent - Tagged dave , paranoid , punch - Current Score: 29 - Added: 1 week ago
| My Doctor told me I'm a Paranoid Schizophrenic. We think he's out to get us | |
Joke by wooly_sammoth, in Illness and mortality > Schizophrenia - Tagged paranoid , schizophrenic - Current Score: 27 - Added: 5 months, 26 days ago
| This years panto in aid of the Local Paranoid Society has been cancelled. This is after last year when scenes of mayhem were witnessed after somebody in the audience shouted out "He's behind you!" | |
Joke by milo123, in Illness and mortality > Paranoia - Tagged paranoid , panto , behind you - Current Score: 16 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| I'm a paranoid schizophrenic - I'm pretty sure I'm plotting something behind my back... | |
Joke by storyteller, in Illness and mortality > Paranoia - Tagged paranoid schizophrenia , paranoid , multiple personalities - Current Score: 5 - Added: 2 weeks ago
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