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Some tips for 4x4 drivers.

1. Don't bother investing in a personal number plate; No-one gives a fuck what your name is.

2. Those little stalks that are next to the steering wheel are "indicators." Use them occasionally.

3. Putting a "Princess on Board" sticker isn't cool, especially if the princess in question is Diana. She must really smell by now.

4. "Parent and Child" spaces aren't really for you if your child is 19, even if she weighs as many stone.

5. When parking, try to park in what we call "parking spaces".

6. Be sure to put a "Greenpeace" or a "Save the Earth" sticker on your bumper. Other drivers will enjoy the irony, even if you don't.

7. When people make "wanker" signs at you, it's because you are a wanker. Learn to live with it.

Joke by antibagdave, in Jokes with no home > Cars - Tagged car , 4x4 , wankers , princess , diana , wanker , greenpeace , parent , child , parking - Current Score: 102 - Added: 3 weeks ago

What's the difference between an Emperor penguin and Gerry McCann?

An Emperor penguin doesn't leave his egg to spend three hours throwing cheap wine down his neck in a local bistro on the pretence he can still see the vague area the egg was left in.

Joke by eatmeat, in Celebrity and news events > Madeleine McCann - Tagged penguin , egg , parent , drink , bistro - Current Score: 56 - Added: 11 months ago

I am a responsible parent.

I give my kids safety matches to play with.

Joke by RevvyB, in Jokes with no home > Parenting - Tagged revvyb , matches , parent - Current Score: 35 - Added: 2 months, 25 days ago

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