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| An elderly English gentleman of 83 arrived in Paris by plane. At the French immigration desk, the man took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry-on bag. "You have been to France before, Monsieur?" the Immigration officer asked, sarcastically. The elderly gentleman admitted he had been to France previously. "Then you should know well enough to have your passport ready." The English gentleman says, "The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it." "Impossible. All Englishmen have to show their passports on arrival in France!" The elderly gentleman gave the French Immigration Officer a long hard look. Then he quietly explained; "Well, the last time I was here, I came ashore on Juno Beach on D-Day in June 1944, and I couldn't find any fucking Frenchmen to show it to." |    |
Joke by pornstar, in Religion and racism > French - Tagged paris , plane , france , english , passport , bag , immigration , juno beach , 1944 , dday , cheese eating surrender monkeys , french - Current Score: 2192 - Added: 9 months, 7 days ago
| Breaking News... The Olympic flame has gone out in Paris....just proves that she will stick anything up her cunt. | |
Joke by pornstar, in Celebrity and news events > Paris Hilton - Tagged paris , olympic , flame , torch , fanny , paris hilton - Current Score: 437 - Added: 7 months, 25 days ago
| How many French troops does it take to defend Paris? We don't know, it hasn't been tried yet. | |
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > French - Tagged french , troops , paris - Current Score: 267 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| Apparently, the Queen has reconciled her differences with Camilla Parker Bowles. She has even offered Camilla an all expenses paid trip to Paris with a car and chauffeur. | |
Joke by BruceWillis, in Celebrity and news events > Camilla - Tagged queen , camilla , paris - Current Score: 176 - Added: 4 months, 18 days ago
| There was a march through Paris today for French War Heroes. Traffic was at a standstill for over an hour while the police tried to find one. | |
Joke by baldlice, in Religion and racism > French - Tagged french , surrender , war heroes , paris - Current Score: 139 - Added: 1 week ago
| A boy was upstairs playing on his computer when his grandad came in the room and sat down on the bed. "What are you doing?", Asked the grandad. "You're 18 years old and wasting your life! When I was 18 I went to Paris, I went to the Moulin Rouge, drank all night, had my way with the dancers, pissed on the barman and left without paying! Now that is how to have a good time!" A week later, the grandfather comes to visit again. He finds the boy still in his room, but with a broken arm in plaster, 2 black eyes and missing all his front teeth. "What happened?", he asked. "Oh Grandfather!", replied the boy. "I did what you did! I went to Paris, went to the Moulin Rouge, drank all night, had my way with the dancers, pissed all over the barman, and he beat the crap out of me!" "Oh dear!", replied the grandad. "Who did you go with?" "Just some friends, why? Who did you go with?" "Oh!" replied the grandad. "The Third Panzer Division." | |
Joke by Weetobix, in Religion and racism > French - Tagged paris , moulan rouge , german , drunk - Current Score: 133 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| Tremors from the Chinese earthquake were picked up as far away as Paris. Naturally the French Government issued their unconditional surrender | |
Joke by GIZZARD, in Celebrity and news events > Earthquakes - Tagged chinese , earthquake , paris , french - Current Score: 105 - Added: 6 months, 20 days ago
| After much discussion as to where the capital of the new Germany should be -- Bonn or Berlin -- a compromise was struck: Paris. | |
Joke by staffer, in Religion and racism > French - Tagged paris , berlin , bonn , cowards - Current Score: 90 - Added: 1 month, 11 days ago
| Remember a few years ago all that fuss about the French testing atom bombs in the Pacific? Most of the world was dead against it, but the French insisted that it was OK. Strange, though, that they got very upset when the Algerians decided to test a few of their bombs in Paris. | |
Joke by twayne, in Religion and racism > French - Tagged french , bombs , paris , algerian - Current Score: 69 - Added: 5 months, 16 days ago
| What's the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda? Princess Diana wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda. | |
Joke by The_Cat, in Celebrity and news events > Diana - Tagged princess diana , diana , mercedes , paris , tunnel - Current Score: 64 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
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