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| I'm as bored as a midget in a theme park. |    |
Joke by smiddy, in Illness and mortality > Midget - Tagged midget , theme , park , bored , oneliner - Current Score: 227 - Added: 6 months, 14 days ago
| Searching for rape victims. It's a walk in the park. | |
Joke by day_merchant, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged rape , park , rapist - Current Score: 219 - Added: 1 week ago
| I was sitting in the park last week chewing a sweet when a little girl came over and asked if she could have a sweet. I said, "I only have one left, sorry." She looked a bit sad so I gave her one. Then I ate my last sweet. | |
Joke by justincider, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged park , sweet , chewing , little , girl - Current Score: 151 - Added: 3 months, 21 days ago
| One day three old ladies were sitting on a park bench and this guy jumped out of the bushes and flashed them. The first lady had a stroke, the second one had a stroke, and the third one's arm was too short to reach. | |
Joke by skrewi lui, in Sex and shit > Granny Shagger - Tagged old , ladies , stroke , flasher , lady , oap , park , park bench - Current Score: 79 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| Two paedophiles are sat on a park bench when a 15 year old girl walks by. The first paedo turns to the other and says, "Hey, I bet she was a goer in her time." | |
Joke by mickle, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged two , park , bench , girl , paedophiles - Current Score: 66 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| My old man's a Spurs fan. He is that disappointed with their recent bad form, yesterday he nailed his season ticket to a tree in the park. He had second thoughts today and went back to collect it. Someone had nicked the nail. | |
Joke by dixie normous, in Jokes with no home > Football - Tagged football , spurs , season ticket , park , nail , no points , bottom of the premiership - Current Score: 43 - Added: 2 months, 1 day ago
| For decades two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park until, one day, an angel came down from heaven and approached the statues. "You've been such exemplary statues," the angel announced to them, "that I'm going to give you a special gift. I'm going to bring you both to life for thirty minutes, in which you can do anything you want." And with a clap of his hands, the angel brought the statues to life. The two approached each other a bit shyly, but soon dashed for the bushes, from which shortly could be heard a good deal of giggling, laughter, and shaking of branches. Fifteen minutes later, the two statues emerged from the bushes, wide grins on their faces. "You still have fifteen more minutes," said the angel, winking at them. Grinning widely, the female statue turned to the male statue and said, "Great! Only this time you hold the pigeon down and I'll crap on its head!" | |
Joke by superhorse, in Jokes with no home > statues - Tagged statue , park , naked - Current Score: 37 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| What do you call a prostitute in a wheel chair? Park and ride. | |
Joke by P45, in Illness and mortality > Disability - Tagged prostitute , wheelchair , disabled , park , ride - Current Score: 36 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| Rape.. Its not just a walk in the park you know | |
Joke by Gunners, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged one liner , rape , park , walk - Current Score: 28 - Added: 1 month, 19 days ago
| As I was walking through my local park, I saw a bloke touching up a little girl with one hand and wanking with his other. I was furious. I raced over and kicked the fuck out of him and told him to piss off. As he ran off, I shouted after him, "this is my patch, get your own fucking girls!" | |
Joke by justincider, in Sex and shit > Child Abuse - Tagged paedophile , park , touching up , wanking , kicked , fuck , piss off , girls - Current Score: 26 - Added: 2 months, 29 days ago
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