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| I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted, "Oi, what's your disability?" I said, "Tourettes! Now fuck off you cunt!" | ![]() |
Joke by ht, in Illness and mortality > Tourettes - Tagged disability , cunt , traffic , tourettes , warden , disabled , shouted , fuck , fuck off , parking , space - Current Score: 1297 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| Women are like parking spaces, normally all the good ones are taken. So, occasionally, when no one's looking, you have to stick it in a disabled one. | ![]() |
Joke by eatmeat, in Sex and shit > Adultery - Tagged women , disabled , parking - Current Score: 1062 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
Joke by joecorby, in Jokes with no home > Police - Tagged parking , tickets , injustice , anger , cars , store - Current Score: 293 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
Joke by ReigatePen, in Illness and mortality > Disability - Tagged disability , parking , disabled parking space - Current Score: 126 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| Am I on my own in wondering why there are disabled parking bays at the ice skating rink? I would be promoted if I worked at the benefit fraud office. | ![]() |
Joke by geemack, in Jokes with no home > Disabled - Tagged parking , parking bays , ice skating , benefit fraud - Current Score: 118 - Added: 4 weeks ago
Joke by antibagdave, in Jokes with no home > Cars - Tagged car , 4x4 , wankers , princess , diana , wanker , greenpeace , parent , child , parking - Current Score: 114 - Added: 5 months, 2 days ago
| You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice. | ![]() |
Joke by trenchcoat, in Jokes with no home > Cars - Tagged driving , fine , parking , tommy cooper - Current Score: 92 - Added: 10 months, 15 days ago
Joke by Token, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged paddy , meeting , parking , mass - Current Score: 86 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| I got a parking ticket yesterday for parking in a spot with a wheelchair on it. The police must have heard the guy screaming. | ![]() |
Joke by DumbShit, in Jokes with no home > Miscellaneous - Tagged parking , wheelchair - Current Score: 56 - Added: 2 months ago
| I was at that newly-built supermarket yesterday, and there was hundreds of disabled spaces. I should have known parking costs an arm and a leg these days. | ![]() |
Joke by SmithersJones87, in Illness and mortality > Disability - Tagged disability , parking - Current Score: 25 - Added: 7 months, 20 days ago
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