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| My Grandad has got Parkinson's... He can't stop interviewing people. |    |
Joke by Fishy, in Illness and mortality > Parkinsons - Tagged parkinsons , grandad - Current Score: 205 - Added: 4 months, 18 days ago
| Doctors claim to have found a cure for the common cold. They inject you with Parkinson's, then you should be able to shake it off in a week. | |
Joke by pornstar, in Illness and mortality > Parkinsons - Tagged parkinsons , cold , shake - Current Score: 150 - Added: 5 months, 7 days ago
| In a bar, what's best: Alzheimer's or Parkinson's? Alzheimer's, because it's better if you forget to pay for the beer than to spill it all over the floor. | |
Joke by ht, in Illness and mortality > Parkinsons - Tagged parkinsons , alzheimers , beer , spill , shake - Current Score: 110 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| A little old lady goes into a sex shop, shaking like she has Parkinson's walks up to the counter and says to the assistant, "Young maaaan, have you got a viiiibraaaatoor?" He's a bit taken aback and not sure if her heard her correctly because of her shaky voice, but he picks out a modest-sized model and places it on the counter. "Nooooo, nooooo, bigger than thaaat" So he brings her the next size up. "Noooooo, noooo, bigger than thaaaat" This happens a few times until finally he places the biggest vibrator in the entire shop on the counter. It's eighteen inches long with a girth that would make even Jenna Jameson's eyes water. "Yeeeees, yeeeees, thaaaat's the one. Hoooow do you tuuuurn it off?" | |
Joke by pornstar, in Sex and shit > Vibrator - Tagged old lady , parkinsons , wheelchair , black , vibrator , dildo - Current Score: 102 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| I for one would not find it funny if Shaking Stevens got Parkinson's Disease. | |
Joke by RevvyB, in Illness and mortality > Parkinsons - Tagged parkinsons , shaking stevens - Current Score: 96 - Added: 8 months, 17 days ago
| Dr Walker, the gynaecologist has admitted he has seen a large increase in patients since he developed Parkinson's Disease... | |
Joke by staffer, in Illness and mortality > Parkinsons - Tagged parkinsons , gynaecologist patients - Current Score: 77 - Added: 4 months, 18 days ago
| I was in the bookstore the other day and came across a book titled "Living with Parkinson's Disesase and Arthritis". I looked at the back to see what the critics had to say about it. "After an initial shakey start, I just couldn't put this book down." | |
Joke by mickle, in Illness and mortality > Arthritis - Tagged parkinsons , book , shaky , disease - Current Score: 60 - Added: 8 months ago
| I was out collecting for charity the other day. A copper came up to me and said, "hey, you can't rattle your tin, it's against the law." I told him, "fuck off, I'm collecting for Parkinson's." | |
Joke by cuntyhater, in Illness and mortality > Parkinsons - Tagged copper , charity , parkinsons - Current Score: 50 - Added: 2 months, 3 days ago
| I used to think my friend had O.C.D as he kept sending me the same email 100 times...Turns out he just had Parkinson's. | |
Joke by The Wolf, in Illness and mortality > O.c.d. - Tagged parkinsons , email , ocd - Current Score: 38 - Added: 4 months, 20 days ago
| Parkinson's isnt all bad, wanking now seems effortless... | |
Joke by 5ftlegend, in Illness and mortality > Parkinsons - Tagged parkinsons , shaky disease - Current Score: 32 - Added: 4 months, 11 days ago
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