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| Just been to my first Muslim birthday party. The musical chairs was a bit slow but fuck me the pass the parcel was quick!!! |    |
Joke by ht, in Religion and racism > Muslim - Tagged muslim , bomb , games , birthday , party - Current Score: 1284 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| A friend of mine tried to talk to me into going to a party tonight. "Come on," he said, "you might meet the woman of your dreams." I said no. I'm not sure I want to be seen in public with that filthy slut. | |
Joke by bleary, in Sex and shit > Wet Dream - Tagged slut , wet dream , party , woman of my dreams , michael mee - Current Score: 222 - Added: 2 months ago
| How do you ruin a party? Make Gordon Brown the leader. | |
Joke by danny2008, in Celebrity and news events > Gordon Brown - Tagged gordon brown , party - Current Score: 207 - Added: 3 months ago
| What game do policemen's children play? Pin the rape on the darkie. | |
Joke by S011, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged rape , racism , black , darkie , forum , children , party , game at the kid n fiddle , house of bleary - Current Score: 205 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| A couple were invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without pain and as it was still early decided go to the party. As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him. So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice "chick" he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband. After more drinks he finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had passionate intercourse in the back seat. Just before unmasking at midnight she slipped away, went home, put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for his outrageous behavior. She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he had. "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance much?" He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker all evening." "You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm. To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my costume to my Dad. Apparently he had the time of his life." | |
Joke by Mach, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged dad , wife , party , halloween , costume , genuine sick joke - Current Score: 189 - Added: 3 months ago
| I once went 12 years without any sex, drugs or alcohol... ...my GOD, my dad knows how to throw a good 13th birthday party! | |
Joke by duplicate, in Sex and shit > Age - Tagged sex , drugs , alcohol , teen , birthday , party , 13 - Current Score: 143 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| Top Tip!! Office Managers, need to reduce staffing levels but can't decide who to lay off? Have a game of musical chairs. The loser is made redundant and has already had their leaving party. | |
Joke by munkybars, in Jokes with no home > Boss - Tagged musical , chairs , party , staffing , managers - Current Score: 125 - Added: 1 week ago
| Went to a bulimic birthday party today. I saw a cake pop out of a girl. | |
Joke by mickle, in Illness and mortality > Anorexia - Tagged bulimia , puke , party , birthday - Current Score: 74 - Added: 11 months ago
| Mr Penis asks the pair of balls, "Would you like to go to a pussy party?" The pair of balls say, "Fuck off! Every time we go to one of those, you always go in and leave us fucking knocking on the outside!" | |
Joke by pornstar, in Sex and shit > Penis - Tagged penis , balls , pussy , party , knocking - Current Score: 69 - Added: 4 months ago
| What do you call 500 epileptics in a disco? A foam party. | |
Joke by Lemon, in Illness and mortality > Epilepsy - Tagged epileptic , foam , party - Current Score: 52 - Added: 10 months ago
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