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| A man in a taxi cab taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screams bloody murder, loses control of the cab, and swerves onto the pavement before stopping just inches from a lamppost. After checking to make sure the passenger is OK, the driver says "I'm sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me!" "Sorry. I didn't realize a simple tap on the shoulder would freak you out so much," the passenger says. "It's not your fault," replies the cabbie. "Today is my first day on the job after 25 years of driving a hearse." |    |
Joke by McLOVIN, in Illness and mortality > Dead - Tagged taxi , job , passenger , driver - Current Score: 123 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| From a passenger ship, everyone can see a bearded man on a small island who is shouting and desperately waving his hands. "Who is it?" a passenger asks the captain. "I've no idea. Every year when we pass, he goes nuts." | |
Joke by paulie xixi, in Jokes with no home > Castaway - Tagged island , passenger , ship , nuts - Current Score: 61 - Added: 2 months, 2 days ago
| Pilot: "Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain. The weather is good and we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. OH MY GOD...." Pilot: (Five minutes later) "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am sorry if I scared you earlier. While I was talking, the flight attendent spilled hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants." Passenger: "That's nothing! You should see the back of mine." | |
Joke by CocaCola, in Jokes with no home > Airlines - Tagged pilot , passenger , coffee , flight , poo , shit - Current Score: 17 - Added: 8 months, 17 days ago
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