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The new Airbus aeroplane, the A380, is capable of holding 800 Passengers. Or 400 Americans.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Snitchio, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged airbus , american , passengers  - Current Score: 175 - Added: 5 months, 7 days ago

My Dad was a taxi driver and he died peacefully in his sleep...

...Unlike his passengers, who died screaming.
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Joke by sick puppy, in Illness and mortality > Dead - Tagged death ride , taxi , sleep , passengers  - Current Score: 114 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago

I think I'd like to die in my sleep like my grandad......

Not screaming and crying like the passengers in his car.
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Joke by someonenickedmyname, in Jokes with no home > Grandad - Tagged grandad , die , car , passengers , sleep  - Current Score: -1 - Added: 6 days ago

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