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| This blonde asks her milkman if he could leave one hundred pints of milk for her on the following morning. When the milkman asks why she needed one hundred pints, the blonde says, "I was reading in a magazine that bathing in milk helps to soften and reduce wrinkles on the skin, so I'd like to fill my bath up using the hundred pints." So the milkman asks, "Pastuerised?" And the blonde says, "No, just up to my tits will be fine." |    |
Joke by pornstar, in Sex and shit > Tits - Tagged blonde , bath , milk , pastuerise , tits , pints - Current Score: 41 - Added: 5 months, 5 days ago
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