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| A farmer named Patrick lived alone in the countryside with a pet dog which he loved and doted on. After many long years of companionship, the dog finally died so Patrick went to the parish priest. "Father, my dear old dog is dead. Could you be saying a mass for the creature?" Father O'Reilly replied, "I am so very sorry to hear about your dog`s death but, unfortunately, we cannot have services for an animal in the church. However, there`s a new denomination down the road, no telling what they believe, but maybe they`ll do something for the animal." Patrick said, "I'll go right now. Do you think $500 is enough to donate for the service?" Father O'Reilly replied, "$500? Why didn't you tell me the dog was Catholic?" |    |
Joke by agentleman, in Religion and racism > Catholicism - Tagged catholicism , dog , patrick , priests - Current Score: 0 - Added: 1 month, 10 days ago
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