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| What is Pavarotti's wife getting for Christmas? A smaller turkey... |    |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Pavarotti - Tagged pavarotti , wife , turkey - Current Score: 69 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| Pavarotti knocks on the pearly gates, St Peter opens them and says, "Oh its you Luciano, come on in", Pavarotti says, "Here's an envelope for you from the pope" St Peter opens it and reads... "Here's that tenor I owe you" | |
Joke by Wadey, in Celebrity and news events > Pavarotti - Tagged pavarotti , tenor , heaven - Current Score: 47 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| If anyone is interested, I've got tickets for the opera this weekend. They're a tenor less than advertised! | |
Joke by Sticky, in Celebrity and news events > Pavarotti - Tagged pavarotti , opera , tenor - Current Score: 35 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and Pavarotti? Kate actually liked Pavarotti. | |
Joke by savech1p, in Celebrity and news events > A Levels - Tagged madeleine mccann , kate mccann , pavarotti - Current Score: 34 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| They are replacing Pavarotti in the three tenors with Elton John. They are going to be called two tenors and a nine bob note. | |
Joke by sminkypinky, in Celebrity and news events > Pavarotti - Tagged pavarotti , tenor , dead , fat - Current Score: 27 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| I had a bet last week that Pavarotti would live until 75. I've just lost a tenor. | |
Joke by Retard, in Celebrity and news events > Pavarotti - Tagged pavarotti , death , fat bastard , cancer - Current Score: 25 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| I went to watch Pavarotti last week in concert...He's a miserable bastard... Doesn't like anybody joining in!! | |
Joke by sick puppy, in Celebrity and news events > Pavarotti - Tagged roy chubby brown , pavarotti - Current Score: 24 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| So it would appear Pavarotti isn't singing anymore. I bet he's starting to hum though. | |
Joke by Randall, in Celebrity and news events > Pavarotti - Tagged pavarotti , dead , tennor , hum - Current Score: 23 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| They have ordered an extra large hearse for Pavarotti's funeral - it's a Nissan Dorma. | |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Pavarotti - Tagged pavarotti , funeral , death - Current Score: 22 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| They've decided to microwave Pavarotti instead of cremating him so they can save on the gas bill... It ain't over till the fat bastard pings. | |
Joke by robbymanuelsmom, in Celebrity and news events > Pavarotti - Tagged pavarotti - Current Score: 18 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
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