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| A guy rings his boss at work and says, "Look, I'm really sorry, but I can`t come to work today. I'm sick". "Sick!" screams his boss. "Sick! This is the tenth time this month. Just exactly how sick are you?" "Well", he replies, "I'm in bed with my 9 year old daughter." |    |
Joke by caliban, in Sex and shit > Incest - Tagged incest , sex , peadophile , peado - Current Score: 359 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| My wife chucked me out a week before my birthday. She planned to buy me a lovely pair of shoes so she asked what I wanted. I replied, "I like my shoes like I like my women: 10-11 and tight." | |
Joke by mariners, in Jokes with no home > 50 Cent - Tagged women , kids , peado - Current Score: 107 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| On a scale of 1-10, how old is Gary Glitter's girlfriend? | |
Joke by wantmystitch, in Celebrity and news events > Gary Glitter - Tagged gary glitter , peado , age - Current Score: 33 - Added: 1 week ago
| Yesterday at work, I told some paedo jokes from this site. Today, I'm not paediatrician anymore. | |
Joke by tmshq, in Illness and mortality > Doctor - Tagged peado , sickipedia - Current Score: 28 - Added: 2 months, 18 days ago
| I like my woman like my wine... about ten-years-old and uncorked. | |
Joke by dazzstar, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged peado , wine , virgine , uncorked - Current Score: 17 - Added: 2 months, 21 days ago
| after the arrest of shannon's father press quizzed the police "when did you begin to suspect something was up?" "when we saw the wife!' | |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged shannon , mathews , matthews , peado , peadophile , wife , ugly , butters , poor , smelly , tesco workers - Current Score: 8 - Added: 6 months ago
| My wife asked me to buy her sexy underwear I would like to see her in. When I brought them back she went mental! Apparently Mothercare was not the place to shop. | |
Joke by mariners, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged peado - Current Score: 7 - Added: 1 week ago
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