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The news. Read it. (Updated: June 25th)
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A guy rings his boss at work and says, "look, I'm really sorry, but I can`t come to work today. I'm sick".

"Sick!" screams his boss "Sick! This is the tenth time this month. Exactly how sick are you?"

"Well", he replies. "I`m in bed with my 9 year old sister."
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Joke by caliban, in Sex and shit > Incest - Tagged incest , sex , peadophile , peado , original joke  - Current Score: 175 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago

I entered the Young Musician of the Year last week.

He didn't half scream.
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Joke by eatmeat, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged peadophile , kid , musician , rape  - Current Score: 146 - Added: 8 months ago

I had my first sexual experience at infants school, I shagged little Jenny Jenkins behind the bike sheds.

She said I was better at Fucking than teaching Maths.
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Joke by issachunt, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged school , teachers , fucking , peadophile  - Current Score: 105 - Added: 7 months ago

I'm sweating like a paedophile in a barney suit.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by stevobongo, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged sweating , like , peadophile , duplicate  - Current Score: 15 - Added: 1 month ago

after the arrest of shannon's father press quizzed the police

"when did you begin to suspect something was up?"

"when we saw the wife!'
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Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged shannon , mathews , matthews , peado , peadophile , wife , ugly , butters , poor , smelly , tesco workers  - Current Score: 6 - Added: 3 months ago

In a recent interview Lisa Marie Presley was asked why she had divorced Michael Jackson? "Well," she replied "I knew it was over when I told him I wanted to have kids and he said he already had."I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by tony.t, in Celebrity and news events > Michael Jackson - Tagged sick , all , community , michael jackson , jacko , peadophile  - Current Score: 5 - Added: 11 months ago

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