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| A guy rings his boss at work and says, "look, I'm really sorry, but I can`t come to work today. I'm sick". "Sick!" screams his boss "Sick! This is the tenth time this month. Exactly how sick are you?" "Well", he replies. "I`m in bed with my 9 year old sister." |    |
Joke by caliban, in Sex and shit > Incest - Tagged incest , sex , peadophile , peado , original joke - Current Score: 175 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| I entered the Young Musician of the Year last week. He didn't half scream. | |
Joke by eatmeat, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged peadophile , kid , musician , rape - Current Score: 146 - Added: 8 months ago
| I had my first sexual experience at infants school, I shagged little Jenny Jenkins behind the bike sheds. She said I was better at Fucking than teaching Maths. | |
Joke by issachunt, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged school , teachers , fucking , peadophile - Current Score: 105 - Added: 7 months ago
| I'm sweating like a paedophile in a barney suit. | |
Joke by stevobongo, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged sweating , like , peadophile , duplicate - Current Score: 15 - Added: 1 month ago
| after the arrest of shannon's father press quizzed the police "when did you begin to suspect something was up?" "when we saw the wife!' | |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged shannon , mathews , matthews , peado , peadophile , wife , ugly , butters , poor , smelly , tesco workers - Current Score: 6 - Added: 3 months ago
| In a recent interview Lisa Marie Presley was asked why she had divorced Michael Jackson? "Well," she replied "I knew it was over when I told him I wanted to have kids and he said he already had." | |
Joke by tony.t, in Celebrity and news events > Michael Jackson - Tagged sick , all , community , michael jackson , jacko , peadophile - Current Score: 5 - Added: 11 months ago
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