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| The fund raising concert for abused children being held in Haringey tonight is being fronted by the Black Eyed Peas. |    |
Joke by hornet, in Celebrity and news events > Baby P - Tagged inappropriate , black , eyed , peas - Current Score: 253 - Added: 1 week ago
| A little old lady was in court for stealing a tin of peaches after absent-mindedly popping them into her bag rather than her trolley. Under the circumstances, the judge decides to be lenient and asks her how many peaches were in the tin. "There were three peaches," she replies. "Very well, then," says the judge. "In that case I sentence you to three days in prison." Just then her husband pipes up and says, "she stole a tin of peas as well." | |
Joke by pottyonetoo, in Illness and mortality > Age - Tagged stolen , peas , peaches - Current Score: 11 - Added: 1 month, 14 days ago
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