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| I'm a true gentleman in the bedroom: Women and children first. |    |
Joke by tom the storyteller, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged paedo , pedo , paedophilia , paedophile , gentleman , ladies first , lady , bedroom , polite , politeness , moob - Current Score: 127 - Added: 2 days ago
| I love living in a country with child obesity so high. As a paedophile, it makes the children easier to catch when they run away. | |
Joke by pingu2008, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged fat , pedo , obesity - Current Score: 102 - Added: 2 months ago
| My wife and her friend were having a conversation about how useless men are when my wife said, ".... they can`t do two things at once..." At this I interrupted and said, "Actually I can" "Give me an example," she said. "Well while I was fucking you last night I was thinking about your friend." | |
Joke by tony.t, in Sex and shit > General - Tagged shagging , fucking , wife , husband , sex , pedo , family , bitch , whore , prossie - Current Score: 53 - Added: 11 months ago
| Christmas dinner at the McCanns. Gerry asks the twins who wants stuffing ,one turns to the other and say its at times like this i really miss maddie | |
Joke by tony.t, in Celebrity and news events > Madeleine McCann - Tagged sex and shit , abuse , death , maddie , cunts , pedo , kidnap , fucking , xmas , christmas - Current Score: 50 - Added: 9 months ago
| Three men sitting in a pub having a drink and a chat, before long the conversation turns to masturbation. One chap pipes up and says 'We all like a good tug everynow and then, but when your fwapping away what do you do with your spare hand? , I'm usually holding a porno mag and frantically turn the pages past all the interviews etc.' The second chap replies ' I'm usually holding the video remote, you known, pausing/rewinding a good porn movie.' The third chap says ' I'm usually holding a wet sponge. ' A WET SPONGE ??' the other two chaps reply. to which hes says, 'Yeah, Im usually bathing the kids at the time.' | |
Joke by pervertedtwat, in Sex and shit > 69 - Tagged pedo , bath , pedofile.sex and shit - Current Score: 30 - Added: 5 months ago
| I saw this lad walking along the road the other day, so I shouted to him, "what's pink and hard?" "A pig with a flick knife," he wittily replied. "No, my cock. Now bend over." | |
Joke by Baldlice, in Sex and shit > Penis - Tagged cock , pedo , pig , knife - Current Score: 14 - Added: 1 month ago
| A man phoned into work and said, "I'm sorry, I won't be coming in to work today. I'm sick." The boss asks, "Well, how sick are you?" The man replied, "I'm in bed with my son." | |
Joke by ant123, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged sick , pedo , work , boss , man , boy , pardophillia - Current Score: 11 - Added: 3 months ago
| Madeleine McCann jokes have been done to death. IRONY | |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Madeleine McCann - Tagged maddie , getting old , pedo - Current Score: 7 - Added: 4 months ago
| What's the best thing about having sex with a 10 year old girl? Flipping her over and pretending it's a 10 year old boy. What's the best thing about having sex with a 10 year old boy? Not having to pretend at all. | |
Joke by haj, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged sex , pedo , girl , 10 , boy , nonce - Current Score: 3 - Added: 8 months ago
| Why is it good to have sex with 23 year olds? Cos theres 20 of them! | |
Joke by jamesredstripe, in Sex and shit > Child Abuse - Tagged child , pedo - Current Score: 0 - Added: 2 months ago
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