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| What's black and doesn't work? Pele's Cock |    |
Joke by joke disaster, in Religion and racism > Africans - Tagged pele , impotent - Current Score: 23 - Added: 1 month, 22 days ago
| What do Chelsea have in common with Pele? They can only manage a semi. | |
Joke by coathanger, in Celebrity and news events > Football - Tagged pele , erectile dysfunction , football , chelsea - Current Score: 19 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| A woman wakes in a hospital to find a doctor stood over her. She asks him what happened, to which he replies, "Madam, you were in a horrific car crash with your son and daughter and have just woken up from a coma." She says, "my son was an amazing footballer and could have been the next Pele. Where is he?" The Doctor replies, "he had his legs crushed and they had to be amputated." "And my daughter...she was a fantastic tennis player and could have won at Wimbledon. What about her"? He says "I'm afraid there was too much damage as she went through the window - we had to remove her arms." Emotionally crushed, the woman asks the doctor how long she had been in a coma and what date it was, to which he replied, "you were in a coma for six months, and today is April the first." She says, "April Fool's day - so were you joking?" "Ha ha, yeah... they both died on impact." | |
Joke by robydoby, in Illness and mortality > Car Crash - Tagged woman , doctor , crash , coma , footballer , pele , son , tennis , wimbledon , daughter , arms , legs , april fools , death - Current Score: 18 - Added: 3 months, 12 days ago
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