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| What have a duck, a pelican and the Inland Revenue got in common? They can all stick their bills up their arse! |    |
Joke by Guest, in Jokes with no home > Money - Tagged duck , pelican , inland revenue , bills - Current Score: 25 - Added: 9 months, 27 days ago
| A man was trying to cross a busy road with no luck. After about 15 minutes another man walked past him and said, "Why don't you try round the corner, there's a pelican crossing." The first man replied, "Well I hope he's having more fucking luck than me." | |
Joke by stopher, in Jokes with no home > Not Sure - Tagged man , pelican , cross - Current Score: 8 - Added: 1 year ago
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