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| An old couple was watching a documentary on TV about men in an African tribe whose penises were 24" long. Their secret was that they tied a string around their penises and stretched them with weights every day. The old woman asked, "Do you think you could try that?" and hubby responded, "Sure! Why not?" So the old man started on his "weight training" and after a day or so, the old woman asked, "So, how is it going?" "Well, I'm about half way there." answered the old man. "Oh, my!" the woman cried, "You mean it's up to twelve inches?!" "Naw." The man replied, "But it's turned black." |    |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Oldies - Tagged old , tribe , penises , secret , weights - Current Score: 20 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| A man is walking past the church one day. He sees two alter boys with their penises stuck in the snow bank. The man asked them, "Why do you have your penises in the snow bank?" The boys quickly replied, "Father Smith always likes to have a couple of cold ones after work." | |
Joke by the phantom phucker, in Religion and racism > Priest - Tagged church , altar boys , penises , snow , father smith , cold , work - Current Score: 15 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
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