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| A young Scottish lad and his lassie were sitting on a low stone wall holding hands and just gazing out over the loch. For several minutes they sat silently; then finally the girl looked at the boy and said, "A penny for your thoughts, Angus." "Well, uh, I was thinkin'. . .perhaps it's aboot time for a wee kiss." The girl blushed then leaned over and kissed him lightly on the cheek. He blushed as well and then the two turned once again to gaze out over the loch. After a while the girl spoke again. "Another penny for your thoughts, Angus." "Well, uh I was thinkin.......perhaps its noo aboot time for a wee cuddle." The girl blushed then leaned over and cuddled him for a few seconds. Again, like her, he blushed. Then the two turned once again to gaze out over the loch. After a while the girl spoke once again. "Another penny for your thoughts, Angus." "Well, uh I was thinkin...perhaps its aboot time you let me poot ma hand on your leg." The girl blushed then took his hand and put it on her knee. Again, he too blushed and they continued to once again gaze out over the loch. After a while the girl once more spoke. "Another penny for your thoughts, Angus." The lad knit his brow and adjusted his kilt. "Well, now," he said, "My thoughts are a bit more serious this time." "Really?" said the girl in a whisper filled with anticipation. "Aye," said the boy. The girl looked away in shyness, began to really blush, and bit her lip in anticipation of the ultimate request. "Din'na ye think it's aboot time ye paid me the first three pennies?" |    |
Joke by chris732, in Religion and racism > Scottish - Tagged penny , tight , scottish , wankers - Current Score: 15 - Added: 7 months, 11 days ago
| How do you get a thousand Jews into a car? Chuck a penny in! How do you get them all back out again? Tell them Hitler's driving ! | |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Adultery - Tagged jews , hitler , penny , car - Current Score: -4 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
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