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| 91% of people over 60 believe that we show less respect to others than we did in the past. Silly old fuckers. |    |
Joke by AS, in Illness and mortality > Old People - Tagged old people , respect , oap , past , pensioners - Current Score: 230 - Added: 7 months, 12 days ago
| The average obese child is expected to die at the age of 54. Well, that's the pension crisis sorted then. | |
Joke by Bean, in Illness and mortality > Obesity - Tagged pensioners , fat kids , obese , die - Current Score: 142 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| What's 20 foot long and stinks of piss? The post office queue on pension day | |
Joke by gazstewi, in Illness and mortality > Old People - Tagged old ladies , piss , pensioners - Current Score: 31 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| Extract from an official council care leaflet. Handy hints for pensioners. Save money on your heating bills. Make use of your free pass and ride around town all day on a nice warm bus. | |
Joke by Boogaloo, in Illness and mortality > Old People - Tagged council , pensioners , heating , bus - Current Score: 25 - Added: 2 months, 29 days ago
| What do Tottenham Hotspur and pensioners have in common? You find it funny when they're struggling but it's even funnier watching them get beaten. | |
Joke by RossGreen88, in Celebrity and news events > Tottenham Hotspur - Tagged pensioners , spurs - Current Score: 11 - Added: 2 months, 3 days ago
| What does being stuck on a desert island have in common with watching two pensioners having sex? You can stand there for hours and nobody comes | |
Joke by Genestealer, in Illness and mortality > Old People - Tagged stuck , desert , island , pensioners , comes - Current Score: 0 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
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