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| Bestiality is wrong! People who do that are Fucking Animals |    |
Joke by whogivesashit, in Sex and shit > Bestiality - Tagged animals , people , fucking , old mcdonalds farm - Current Score: 264 - Added: 2 months, 13 days ago
| Poland is just like the UK, only with fewer Polish people. | |
Joke by rolodex27, in Celebrity and news events > Immigration - Tagged polish , uk , poland , people - Current Score: 205 - Added: 5 months, 19 days ago
| Some phrases for 2008 * SALAD DODGER. An excellent phrase for an overweight person. * SWAMP-DONKEY A deeply unattractive person. * TESTICULATING. Waving your arms around and talking bollocks. * BLAMESTORMING. Sitting round in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible. * SEAGULL MANAGER. A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves. * CUBE FARM. An office filled with cubicles. * SITCOMs. Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids or start a 'home business'. * SINBAD. Single working girls. Single income, no boyfriend and desperate. * AEROPLANE BLONDE. One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'. * 404. Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error message '404 Not Found' meaning that the requested document could not be located. * AUSSIE KISS. Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under. * OH-NO SECOND. That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake (e.g. you've hit 'reply all'). * GREYHOUND. A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare. * MILLENNIUM DOMES. The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. extremely impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually naught in there worth seeing. * MONKEY BATH . A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: 'Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa! Aa! Aa!'. * MYSTERY BUS. The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in. * MYSTERY TAXI. The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before you wake up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a 10-Pinter in your bed instead. * BEER COAT. The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze cruise At 3:00am. * BEER COMPASS. The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after booze cruise, even though you're too drunk to remember where you live, how you got here, and where you've come from. * TRAMP STAMP Lower back tattoo on a female * PICASSO BUM. A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's got 4 buttocks * LAST TIME BUYER A person buying a retirement home. * BOBFOC A Woman who looks great from behind but hideous from the front: "Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch" | |
Joke by roandy, in Jokes with no home > Phrases - Tagged phrases , tags , handles , people - Current Score: 194 - Added: 7 months, 14 days ago
| I heard there's blind people up in arms about this new movie "Blindness". Judgmental fuckers! I bet they haven't even seen it yet! | |
Joke by shurlockwhores, in Celebrity and news events > Movie boycotts - Tagged blind , films , stupid , people - Current Score: 124 - Added: 1 month, 29 days ago
| You know who I can't stand? Intolerant people. The fucking bastards. | |
Joke by staffer, in Jokes with no home > One Liners - Tagged bastards , intolerant , people - Current Score: 90 - Added: 4 months, 17 days ago
| Why do black people drive with their windows up? They think the smell is coming from outside. | |
Joke by gangrath, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged darkies , smell , black , people - Current Score: 72 - Added: 5 months, 19 days ago
| I can understand why we're one of the best teams at the Paralympics... Just look at the amount of people in this country claiming Disability Living Allowance | |
Joke by whogivesashit, in Celebrity and news events > Paralympics - Tagged benefits , spazzs , easy money , dla , people - Current Score: 67 - Added: 2 months, 19 days ago
| All in all, 99000 people are making love right now, 22000 are kissing, 11000 are getting oral and one sad wanker is reading this..... You hang in there, friend! | |
Joke by welsh twat, in Sex and shit > Wanking - Tagged 99000 , people , kissing , oral , wanker - Current Score: 66 - Added: 4 months, 26 days ago
| Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked? | |
Joke by niggers out, in Sex and shit > Nudist - Tagged nudest , people , naked - Current Score: 66 - Added: 6 months, 6 days ago
| There is no longer need for the Neutron Bomb. We already have something that destroys people and leaves buildings intact. It's called a Mortgage. | |
Joke by peeps, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged mortage , nuclear bomb , people - Current Score: 57 - Added: 8 months, 12 days ago
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