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| Have you ever noticed that it's only 'perfect' people who are murdered or killed in horrific accidents? "He was the perfect son" or "She was the perfect daughter." "Such a tragic accident they were the perfect family." "They died together,the perfect couple till the end." Makes me glad I abuse my kids and beat up my wife. Kind of makes me immortal. |    |
Joke by justincider, in Illness and mortality > Death - Tagged perfect , family , death - Current Score: 3732 - Added: 1 month, 6 days ago
| A classic, no doubt you've seen it before, but here goes: In Heaven, there is the ideal citizen of the world: He has the MANNERS of an Englishman, and the SEX APPEAL of the Spaniard. He has the HUMOUR of the the Irishman, and the BRAIN of the German. He has the STYLE of the Italian, and the COURAGE of the Scotsman. He has the MUSCLES of the Russian, and the WEALTH of the American He has the SPIRITUALITY of the Indian, and the HYGENIE of the Finn. However, in hell, the reverse is true.. he is the WORST citizen.. he has.. ready... He has the MANNERS of an Frenchman, and the SEX APPEAL of the Frenchman He has the HUMOUR of the the Frenchman, and the BRAIN of the Frenchman He has the STYLE of the Frenchman, and the COURAGE of the Frenchman He has the MUSCLES of the Frenchman, and the WEALTH of the Frenchman He has the SPIRITUALITY of the Frenchman, and the HYGENIE of the Frenchman | |
Joke by bizlop, in Religion and racism > French - Tagged french , heaven , italian , english , irish , perfect , man - Current Score: 181 - Added: 7 months, 22 days ago
| If women are so perfect at multi-tasking, how come they cannot have a headache and sex at the same time? | |
Joke by cooperman, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged banging away , perfect - Current Score: 147 - Added: 8 months, 14 days ago
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