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| What's the closest thing to a woman's period? Your Salary - It comes once a month, lasts between 5 and 7 days and if it doesn't come you're fucked! |    |
Joke by Mrmanc08, in Sex and shit > Period - Tagged period , salary , sex , fucked - Current Score: 199 - Added: 4 months ago
| I thought I'd try modern art because it seems pretty easy, so I found a used tampon and wiped it all over my desk at work. I called it the Periodic Table. | |
Joke by grammer_natzee, in Illness and mortality > Periods - Tagged period , table , tampon , work , desk , modern , art , grammer_natzee - Current Score: 175 - Added: 2 months ago
| A young Aussie lad moved to London and went to Harrods looking for a job. The manager asked, "Do you have any sales experience?" The young man answered, "Yeah, I was a salesman back home." The manager liked the Aussie so he gave him the job. His first day on the job was challenging and busy, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the manager came down and asked "OK, so how many sales did you make today?" The Aussie said "One." The manager groaned and continued "Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale for?" "£101 237.64" The Aussie replied. The manager choked and exclaimed £101 237.64? What the hell did you sell him?" "Well, first I sold him a small fish hook, then a medium fish hook, and then, I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down at the coast, so I told him he would need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him that twin-engined Power Cat. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to car sales and I sold him the 4 x 4 Suzuki". The manager, incredulous, said "You mean to tell me....a guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and 4x4?". "No no no......he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his wife and I said........."Well, since your weekend's fucked, you might as well go fishing!"" | |
Joke by ht, in Illness and mortality > tampon - Tagged tampon , salesman , fishing , period - Current Score: 167 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| What's the difference between PMT and BSE? One attacks the cow's brain and sends it fucking mental, and the other is some kind of agricultural problem | |
Joke by chelsea_steve, in Illness and mortality > PMT - Tagged bse , mad cow , period , menstrual , women , mental - Current Score: 117 - Added: 1 year ago
| The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time. She was reluctant to call upon little Johnnie, knowing that he sometimes could be a bit crude, but eventually his turn came. Little Johnnie walked up to the front of the class and, with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down. Well the teacher couldn't figure out what Johnnie had in mind for his report on something exciting, so she asked him just what that was. "It's a period," reported Johnnie. "Well, I can see that," she said, "but what is so exciting about a period." "Buggered if I know," said Johnnie, "but this morning my sister said she missed one. Then Daddy had a heart attack, Mummy fainted and the man next door shit himself." | |
Joke by mediator, in Sex and shit > Period - Tagged period , pregnant , sister - Current Score: 109 - Added: 1 year ago
| How do you know when Mystic Meg is on her period? You get your palm red. | |
Joke by ht, in Sex and shit > Period - Tagged period , hand - Current Score: 106 - Added: 11 months ago
| How do you know when your sister's having her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood. | |
Joke by sick puppy, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged one liner , period , dad , sister , dick , incest - Current Score: 80 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| there once was a vampire called mable, who's periods were heavy but stable, so on a full moon,she got on a spoon, and drank her self under the table | |
Joke by pornstar, in Sex and shit > Limerick - Tagged vampire , period , spoon - Current Score: 64 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? "See you next month!" | |
Joke by ht, in Sex and shit > Lesbian - Tagged lesbian , period - Current Score: 62 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| What's a paedophile's favourite part of a hockey game? Before the First Period | |
Joke by ht, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged hockey , paedophile , period - Current Score: 56 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
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