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| What's got wings and sucks blood? Always Ultra. |    |
| Have you heard about the new line of Tampax with bells and tinsel? It's for the Christmas period. | |
Joke by 619no1, in Illness and mortality > Periods - Tagged women , christmas , periods , tampax - Current Score: 54
| Studies have shown that the kind of male face a woman finds attractive can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example, if a woman's ovulating she`ll be attracted to a man with rugged and masculine features. If, however, she is menstruating, she is more likely to be attracted to a man with scissors shoved in his temple and a bat jammed up his arse. | |
| Why do they call it Pre-Menstrual Tension? Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken. | |
| What does a jewish girl and a Hockey player have in common? Both change their pads after three periods. | |
| How do Ethiopians know when they are pregnant? The tampon's half eaten. | |
Joke by Dr-Mx, in Religion and racism > Ethiopian - Tagged pregnant , ethiopian , tampon , periods - Current Score: 15
| What do lesbians do when they are on their periods??? Finger paint | |
| Why do women have periods? Because they deserve them. | |
| Why do women get periods? Because they deserve them! | |
| What do periods and gay pride festivals have in common? They both involve a week of irritating bloody twats. | |
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