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Wouldn't it be great if it turned out that men have been having periods this whole time, but we were so manly that we just hadn't noticed or bothered to whine about it?I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Dumbshit, in Sex and shit > Period - Tagged women , periods , manly  - Current Score: 209 - Added: 4 weeks ago

Periods: What a bloody waste of fucking time.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by bawbag, in Illness and mortality > Periods - Tagged periods , fucking , waste  - Current Score: 190 - Added: 7 months ago

What's got wings and sucks blood?

Always Ultra.
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Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Politician - Tagged wings , blood , periods  - Current Score: 138 - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago

What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.
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Joke by raxtt, in Sex and shit > Sexist - Tagged women , terrorist , periods , drawn together  - Current Score: 127 - Added: 7 months ago

Studies have shown that the kind of male face a woman finds attractive can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

For example, if a woman's ovulating she'll be attracted to a man with rugged and masculine features.

If, however, she is menstruating, she is more likely to be attracted to a man with scissors shoved in his temple and a bat jammed up his arse.
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Joke by Lovelace, in Jokes with no home > PMS - Tagged women , periods  - Current Score: 100 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago

Have you heard about the new line of Tampax with bells and tinsel?

It's for the Christmas period.
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Joke by 619no1, in Illness and mortality > Periods - Tagged women , christmas , periods , tampax  - Current Score: 82 - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago

Why do they call it Pre-Menstrual Tension?

Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
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Joke by sickfuck, in Sex and shit > Young Girls - Tagged periods  - Current Score: 64 - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago

How do Ethiopians know when they are pregnant?

The tampon's half eaten.
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Joke by Dr-Mx, in Religion and racism > Ethiopian - Tagged pregnant , ethiopian , tampon , periods  - Current Score: 64 - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago

I was shocked to learn in history today that about a hundred years ago there were a bunch of women called the suffragettes who burnt letterboxes, smashed windows and even chained themselves to railings.

But thankfully these incidents only occurred once a month.
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Joke by Dek1, in Sex and shit > Women - Tagged women , periods , history , suffragettes  - Current Score: 44 - Added: 1 month, 24 days ago

Why do women get periods?

Because they deserve them!
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Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Young Girls - Tagged women , periods  - Current Score: 34 - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago

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