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Joke by Queslett50, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged dictionary , women , personal - Current Score: 200 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| You were in the arrivals bar in Birmingham airport. You have long dark hair and were wearing a grey short sleeved dress. You were waiting on your friend and I was waiting to see if my luggage would ever materialise. We shared a drink and spent about a half hour in each others company. I was drinking a pint of Carling and you were drinking vodka and coke. I will never forget your eyes they were piercing in their intensity and I just regret not telling you. I went to the toilet and you kept an eye on my laptop. I have been thinking about you ever since and can't seem to shake your image from my head. I really think that we made a connection. If this is you is there any chance that I could get my laptop back? | |
Joke by Quiz_boy, in Jokes with no home > Adverts - Tagged laptop , dating , sex , single , personal , stolen - Current Score: 1 - Added: 1 month, 25 days ago
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