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| I bought some new binoculars last week and I recommend them highly. They're powerful enough to look into the bedroom of the girl opposite, and they're light enough to keep them steady with one hand. |    |
Joke by Guest, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged binoculars , perv - Current Score: 100 - Added: 8 months, 9 days ago
| A lad's shagging his lass and getting close to coming, so he whispers in her ear... "I'm nearly there, can I finish off up your arse?" "No, you can't, you deviant!!" To which he gives her slap and says... "You shouldn't know what a deviant is... you're only 5!" | |
Joke by sick puppy, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged paedophile , perv , coming , 5 - Current Score: 63 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| We had an Ann Summers night round mine last week. The girl was a bit surprised when we asked her to model all the underwear, but not as surprised as when she walked in and realised she was the only woman there. | |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Sex and shit > Underwear - Tagged ann summers , underwear , perv - Current Score: 22 - Added: 6 months, 12 days ago
| According to the papers, Michael Jackson is depressed. Of course he is - the fucking kids have gone back to school. | |
Joke by OzzieOwl28, in Celebrity and news events > Michael Jackson - Tagged black , white , michael , jackson , perv , paeodophile , idiot , drop caps - Current Score: 22 - Added: 8 months, 18 days ago
| It's the ladies going head to head in tonight's Come Dancing. Lots of skimpy outfits on show! They should rename that show Come Watching. | |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Sex and shit > Wanking - Tagged come dancing , wanking , perv - Current Score: 12 - Added: 2 months, 4 days ago
| If you own a semi-detatched house with 2 bushes in the front garden and a garden gnome with the phrase "Gone Fishing" on it - would you please bring a blanket outside, it's getting cold perving on you. | |
Joke by wub, in Sex and shit > Pervert - Tagged perv - Current Score: 7 - Added: 1 month, 5 days ago
| I like to ring women and say, "hey, I'm nude and wanking!" The last woman put the phone down. I wasn't too bothered though - someone wanted to use the phone box anyway. | |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Sex and shit > Dirty phone call - Tagged dirty phone call , perv , wanking , heavy breather - Current Score: 1 - Added: 2 weeks ago
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