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| When I was naughty at school, the headmaster used to give me 'six of the best'. Now I'm grown up I bet I could take the other 2 inches. |    |
Joke by gammy, in Sex and shit > School - Tagged school , headmaster , pervert , 8 inch cock - Current Score: 121 - Added: 3 months, 23 days ago
| What about the rumours David Cameron smoked drugs as a schoolboy? What worries me most is that he dressed up as a schoolboy to do it, the pervert. | |
Joke by AS, in Illness and mortality > Drugs - Tagged drugs , david cameron , schoolboy , pervert , russel brand - Current Score: 96 - Added: 3 months, 27 days ago
| What's Josef Fritzl's favourite chat-up line? "Fancy a bit of how's-your-father?" | |
Joke by 8 ace, in Celebrity and news events > Josef Fritzl - Tagged josef fritzl , incest , pervert - Current Score: 77 - Added: 6 months, 26 days ago
| My wife said to me yesterday that I'm immature and childish. I replied to her, "if I'm a child that means you're a paedophile, and I'll be damned if I'm going stand here and take this from a pervert." | |
Joke by meathmick82, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged pervert , marraige , family guy - Current Score: 37 - Added: 5 months, 17 days ago
| Why did the pervert cross the road? Because his cock was stuck in the chicken! | |
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Africans - Tagged chicken , cock , pervert - Current Score: 21 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| It seems you can't say anything to anybody nowadays without it being taken the wrong way. Only the other day I asked a woman on the train if it went through Cockfosters and she slapped my face. She must have misheard me. Mind you I was wanking into her handbag at the time. | |
Joke by marley, in Sex and shit > Pervert - Tagged tube , pervert - Current Score: 18 - Added: 4 days ago
| Did you hear about the guy placed on the sex-offenders list for simulating sex with a bicycle in his hotel room? He was bike-urious. | |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Sex Offender - Tagged bike , pervert , sex - Current Score: 15 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| Gosh, Wednesday was cold, wasn't it? It was so cold, our town flasher ran up and described himself. | |
Joke by retail, in Sex and shit > 69 - Tagged pervert , local paedo , paedophile , pedo , town flasher , short joke - Current Score: 14 - Added: 2 months, 18 days ago
| I never realised just how much women scream, until I bought some binoculars and started to really *study* them. | |
Joke by Storyteller, in Sex and shit > Pervert - Tagged binoculars , pervert , voyeur , scream , girl next door - Current Score: 11 - Added: 4 months, 10 days ago
| Last night I was horny and the Mrs was up on blocks, so I snuck into my 13 year old daughters room. "Do you want to be like mummy and make daddy happy?" I asked. "Sure" she said, so I slipped my trousers off and quick as a flash she said "I've got a headache and before you think about putting that anywhere near me I need some new shoes". Bitch. | |
Joke by Sticky, in Sex and shit > Child Abuse - Tagged kids , shoes , paedophile , pervert , sticky is a perv , kiddyfiddler - Current Score: 11 - Added: 3 months ago
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