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| Shhhhhh!!....... Don't tell anyone...... I'm gonna go down on you.... ...And you're gonna love it........... ........But it's only going to be long enough to let you start enjoying it........ ....Then I'm gonna come back up again and fuck you big time..... Lots of love, Petrol prices xx |    |
Joke by fuckingliability, in Celebrity and news events > Petrol Prices - Tagged petrol , prices , sex , oral - Current Score: 914 - Added: 1 month ago
| Petrol is way too fucking expensive these days. I actually can't afford to drive. Last time I went dogging, I had to ask my mum to give me a lift. | |
Joke by bleary, in Sex and shit > Dogging - Tagged dogging , petrol , credit crunch , mums , mum , lift - Current Score: 173 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| When I got home last night my wife demanded I take her somewhere expensive. So I took her to a petrol station. | |
Joke by sticky, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged wife , petrol , david letterman - Current Score: 167 - Added: 3 months ago
| Petrol tanker drivers have gone on strike, saying they want more money for the danger of driving about with thousands of gallons of highly explosive liquid attached to their backs. A Shell spokesman said; "There are thousands of Muslims out there who would kill for a job like that!" | |
Joke by Boogaloo, in Religion and racism > Suicide Bombers - Tagged petrol , tanker , muslims , boogaloo - Current Score: 116 - Added: 2 months ago
| It's now official, beer is cheaper than fuel. So this summer: "Drink, Don't Drive" | |
Joke by niggers out, in Celebrity and news events > Petrol Prices - Tagged petrol , diesel , beer , drink - Current Score: 107 - Added: 2 months ago
| I have been using the new Shell V-Power petrol that is meant to clean out your engine as you use it. I've found it works on my wallet too... | |
Joke by staffer, in Jokes with no home > Petrol - Tagged wallet , clean , petrol , engine - Current Score: 101 - Added: 2 months ago
| What's the difference between petrol and paraffin? There's no 'F' in petrol! | |
Joke by pornstar, in Celebrity and news events > Petrol Prices - Tagged petrol , paraffin - Current Score: 95 - Added: 2 months ago
| I always get my loved ones petrol-soaked fake moustaches for Christmas. It's such a joy to watch their faces light up! | |
Joke by lot9, in Jokes with no home > Christmas - Tagged christmas , xmas , present , gift , moustache , disguise , petrol , fire , burn , family - Current Score: 79 - Added: 8 months ago
| How do you stop a black guy from going out? Pour on some more fuel | |
Joke by lovelace, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged nigger , black , burn , petrol , gas , o - Current Score: 52 - Added: 4 months ago
| A gas station in Mississippi was trying to increase its sales so the owner put up a sign saying "Free Sex with Fill-up." Soon a local "redneck" pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from (1) to (10), if he guessed correctly, he would get his Free sex. The buyer then guessed (8), the proprietor said, "You were close. The number was (7). Sorry, no sex this time." A week later, the same redneck, along with a buddy, Bubba, pulled in for a fill-up, again he asked for his free sex. The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number. The redneck guessed (2) this time, again the proprietor said, "Sorry, it was (3). You were close, but no free sex this time." As they were driving away, the redneck said to his buddy, "I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex." Bubba replied, "No it aint, Billy Ray, it's not rigged-my wife won twice last week." | |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Sex - Tagged sex , petrol , game , corrupt - Current Score: 52 - Added: 7 months ago
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