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| Shhhhhh!!....... Don't tell anyone...... I'm gonna go down on you.... ...And you're gonna love it........... ........But it's only going to be long enough to let you start enjoying it........ ....Then I'm gonna come back up again and fuck you big time..... Lots of love, Petrol prices xx |    |
Joke by fuckingliability, in Celebrity and news events > Petrol Prices - Tagged petrol , prices , sex , oral - Current Score: 1107 - Added: 4 months, 30 days ago
| Petrol is way too fucking expensive these days. I actually can't afford to drive. Last time I went dogging, I had to ask my mum to give me a lift. | |
Joke by bleary, in Sex and shit > Dogging - Tagged dogging , petrol , credit crunch , mums , mum , lift - Current Score: 194 - Added: 4 months ago
| When I got home last night my wife demanded I take her somewhere expensive. So I took her to a petrol station. | |
Joke by sticky, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged wife , petrol , david letterman - Current Score: 186 - Added: 6 months, 16 days ago
| After the war, the plan is to divide Iraq into three parts... unleaded, premium, and diesel. | |
Joke by bawbag, in Celebrity and news events > Iraq - Tagged war , petrol - Current Score: 166 - Added: 3 months, 3 days ago
| There is hell to pay in Bradford tonight. Petrol had gone up by another 5 rupee's | |
Joke by Ben Dover, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged petrol , pakistani , bradford , rupee - Current Score: 147 - Added: 1 month, 23 days ago
| Petrol tanker drivers have gone on strike, saying they want more money for the danger of driving about with thousands of gallons of highly explosive liquid attached to their backs. A Shell spokesman said; "There are thousands of Muslims out there who would kill for a job like that!" | |
Joke by Boogaloo, in Religion and racism > Suicide Bombers - Tagged petrol , tanker , muslim , boogaloo - Current Score: 140 - Added: 5 months, 17 days ago
| A man was arrested in London, found pouring petrol on Muslims and setting fire to them. When the Police asked him what he was doing he said, "about 10 to the gallon". | |
Joke by Rexton, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged racist , london , londoner , petrol , muslim , muslim , fire , burn , burning , burned , police , gallon - Current Score: 119 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| It's now official, beer is cheaper than fuel. So this summer: "Drink, Don't Drive" | |
Joke by niggers out, in Celebrity and news events > Petrol Prices - Tagged petrol , diesel , beer , drink - Current Score: 116 - Added: 5 months, 24 days ago
| I have been using the new Shell V-Power petrol that is meant to clean out your engine as you use it. I've found it works on my wallet too... | |
Joke by staffer, in Jokes with no home > Petrol - Tagged wallet , clean , petrol , engine - Current Score: 104 - Added: 5 months, 7 days ago
| What's the difference between petrol and paraffin? There's no 'F' in petrol! | |
Joke by pornstar, in Celebrity and news events > Petrol Prices - Tagged petrol , paraffin - Current Score: 91 - Added: 5 months, 16 days ago
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