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| A man went to his pharmacist to get a double dose of Viagra. The pharmacist told him that he couldn't give him a double dose. "Why not?" asked the man. "Because it's not safe," replied the pharmacist. "But I need it really bad," said the man. "Well, why do you need it so badly?" asked the pharmacist. The man said, "my girlfriend is coming into town on Friday, my ex-wife will be here on Saturday. My wife is coming home on Sunday. Can't you see? I must have a double dose." The pharmacist finally relented saying, "okay, I'll give it to you, but you have to come in on Monday morning so that I can check you to see if there are any side effects." On Monday, the man dragged himself in, his right arm in a sling. The pharmacist asked, "what happened to you?" The man said, "no-one showed up." |    |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Wanking - Tagged viagra , sex , wanking , chemist , pharmacist - Current Score: 67 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| A patient comes into her local pharmacy to collect her regular arthritis medication. The pharmacist hands over her prescription and says, "take one of these tablets every four hours. Or as often as you can get the cap off." | |
Joke by mamma mia, in Illness and mortality > Arthritis - Tagged pharmacist , pharmacy , arthritis , medication , tablets - Current Score: 48 - Added: 4 months, 1 day ago
| A pharmacist is working when she sees a customer sitting at the balcony. The woman seems a bit worried, so the pharmacist asks her assistant what happened, to which the young girl replies, "she wanted some cough medicine but thought it was too expensive so I gave her some laxative." "What?" said the pharmacist. "Why did you do that? Since when is laxative good for coughs?" "Oh, it is," replied the assistant. "See how she's afraid to cough now. | |
Joke by Marylin, in Illness and mortality > Medicine - Tagged pharmacist , laxatives - Current Score: 16 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
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