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| A guy goes to his pharmacy and asks for a pack of Viagra. "Do you have a prescription?" the pharmacist asks. "No, but here's a picture of my wife," he replied. |    |
Joke by sophiaishere, in Illness and mortality > Medicine - Tagged pharmacy , viagra , prescription , wife - Current Score: 261 - Added: 1 month, 10 days ago
| A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants. "Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's "the" night. We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that. Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack." The young man makes his purchase and leaves. Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes. The girl leans over to him and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person." The boy leans over to her and whispers, "You never told me that your father is a pharmacist." | |
Joke by mickle, in Sex and shit > Virgin - Tagged sex , parents , condoms , pharmacy - Current Score: 96 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| A patient comes into her local pharmacy to collect her regular arthritis medication. The pharmacist hands over her prescription and says, "take one of these tablets every four hours. Or as often as you can get the cap off." | |
Joke by mamma mia, in Illness and mortality > Arthritis - Tagged pharmacist , pharmacy , arthritis , medication , tablets - Current Score: 48 - Added: 4 months, 1 day ago
| Viagra has changed its name. if you want some, you now have to go to your Chemist and ask for Mycoxaflopin. | |
Joke by plinth, in Sex and shit > Viagra - Tagged viagra , pharmacy - Current Score: 35 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
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