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What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant?

The first couple of times you cough, its not your phlegm
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Joke by mickle, in Illness and mortality > transplant - Tagged cough , phlegm , lung  - Current Score: 98 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago

A couple are snogging away when suddenly the woman breaks off and says "Ooh, I think you just passed me your chewing gum."

The bloke replies "Ah, sorry, I've got bronchial asthma."
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Joke by Monty Propps, in Sex and shit > Sick - Tagged kiss , asthma , snog , sex , sick , phlegm , snot , couple , gross  - Current Score: 25 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago

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