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| 50% of Americans don't have a passport. It's not that they don't want to leave their country, They're just too fat to fit into a photo booth. |    |
Joke by purespasticated, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged americans , argumental , booth , photo , passport - Current Score: 283 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| Have you heard about the case of that fugitive who held hostage a busload of Japanese tourists? The police have 5,000 pictures of him. | |
Joke by gartnavel, in Religion and racism > Japanese - Tagged japanese , bus , fugitive , photo , hostage - Current Score: 175 - Added: 6 months, 19 days ago
| The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, he's a doctor.'" A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher; ...she's dead." | |
Joke by milo123, in Illness and mortality > Dead - Tagged teacher , children , photo - Current Score: 82 - Added: 10 months, 27 days ago
| I was looking through some old photos last night when I came across one of my Gran on her wedding day. It wiped off easy enough. | |
Joke by bawbag, in Sex and shit > Granny Shagger - Tagged gran , photo , cum - Current Score: 69 - Added: 3 months, 15 days ago
| I smashed a photo frame over my wifes head. You should have seen her face. it was a picture. | |
Joke by justincider, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged smashed , picture , photo , frame - Current Score: 33 - Added: 6 days ago
| My girlfriend keeps a photo of me in her knickers. I wish I'd never worn the bloody things! | |
Joke by Aspen, in Sex and shit > Transvestite - Tagged transvestitism , transvestite , girlfriend , knickers , photo - Current Score: 32 - Added: 3 months, 12 days ago
| Have you seen the pictures of people with smoking related problems on cigarette packets? Lung cancer,throat cancer etc. Well get ready for the same thing with alcohol. Soon when you buy a can of lager there will be a picture of someone with a drink related problem. A photo of a drunk bloke fucking Dawn French.. | |
Joke by justincider, in Jokes with no home > Alcohol - Tagged pictures , people , cigarette , lung , throat , cancer , dawn french , drink , drunk , photo , bloke - Current Score: 13 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his mother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location. Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts a photo in half and sends her the top half. Later he receives another letter asking him to send a picture to his grandmother. The man cuts another picture in half, but accidentally sends the bottom half of the photo. He gets really worried when he realizes that he sent the wrong half, but then remembers how bad his grandmother's eyesight is, and hopes she won't notice. A few weeks later, he receives a letter from his grandmother. It says... "Thank you for the picture. Change your hair style, it makes your nose look too short!" | |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Penis - Tagged penis , hair style , granny , photo - Current Score: 9 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| My wife said to me last night, "I think we're drifting apart - I just need to be wanted by someone." So I took a photo of her and sent it into Crimewatch. | |
Joke by MICK THE MAG, in Jokes with no home > Wife - Tagged cow , crimewatch , photo , wanted - Current Score: 7 - Added: 1 month, 15 days ago
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