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| Whenever I see a man with a beard, moustache and glasses, I think, 'there's a man who has taken every precaution to avoid people doodling on photographs of him.' |    |
Joke by tw2361, in Jokes with no home > Not Sure - Tagged beard , moustache , photograph , carey marx , edinburgh fringe - Current Score: 200 - Added: 3 months, 11 days ago
| On their first night together, a newlywed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom showered and wearing a beautiful robe. The proud husband says, "my dear, we are married now, you can open your robe." The beautiful young woman opens her robe and he is astonished. "Oh, oh, aaaahhh," he exclaims, "my God you are so beautiful, let me take your picture. Puzzled she asks, "my picture?" He answers, "yes, my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever". She smiles and he takes her picture and then he heads into the bathroom to shower. He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, "why do you wear a robe? We are married now." At that the man opens his robe and she exclaims, "oh, OH, OH MY, let me get a picture". He beams and asks why and she answers, "so I can get it enlarged!" | |
Joke by ACyberVortex, in Sex and shit > Marriage - Tagged newlyweds , photograph , enlarged - Current Score: 19 - Added: 6 months, 19 days ago
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