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| Imagine my joy when I was getting out the Christmas decorations and found a present I forgot to give my kids last year. Their excited faces were a picture as they unwrapped it and opened the box. Such a pity it was a puppy. |    |
Joke by bobbydgg, in Jokes with no home > Christmas - Tagged christmas , picture , kids , joy , presents - Current Score: 792 - Added: 9 months ago
| A man goes to psychiatrist because his girlfriend thinks he is obsessed with sex. The doctor draws a square and asks the man what he sees. "Sex," said the man. The doctor drew a circle and asked what the man saw. "Sex," replied the man. So the doctor draws a picture of a triangle and asks the same question. "Sex," said the man. "Well" said the doctor, "you are obsessed with sex." "I'm obsessed?" said the man. "You're the one who keeps drawing the dirty pictures." | |
Joke by cat666, in Sex and shit > Doctor - Tagged doctor , sex , dirty , picture , obsessed - Current Score: 39 - Added: 9 months ago
| They say a picture is worth a thousand words. This is especially true for Karen Matthews: "fucking ugly" repeated 500 times. | |
Joke by Amedor, in Celebrity and news events > Karen Matthews - Tagged karen matthews , ugly , picture - Current Score: 17 - Added: 4 months, 22 days ago
| Gordon Brown was visiting an agricultural show and had his photograph taken holding a prize pig. He told the reporter that he didn't want any smart-arse, cheap remarks under the picture. The reporter promised to be right to the point. The next day Gordon Brown opens the paper and sees his picture. Underneath it the words "Gordon Brown (the one on the left) visits Royal Show!" | |
Joke by geebee, in Celebrity and news events > Gordon Brown - Tagged gordon brown , agricultural show , picture - Current Score: 16 - Added: 2 weeks ago
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