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| Woman: Would you get married again? Man: Definitely not! Woman: Why not -- don't you like being married? Man: Of course I do. Woman: Then why wouldn't you remarry? Man: Okay, I'd get married again. Woman: You would? (With a hurtful look on her face) Man: (audible groan) Woman: Would you sleep with her in our bed? Man: Where else would we sleep? Woman: Would you put away my pictures, and replace them with pictures of her? Man: That would seem like the proper thing to do. Woman: And would you let her use my golf clubs? Man: No... she's left-handed. |    |
Joke by McLOVIN, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged man , woman , married , sleep , bed , pictures - Current Score: 62 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| Have you seen the pictures of people with smoking related problems on cigarette packets? Lung cancer,throat cancer etc. Well get ready for the same thing with alcohol. Soon when you buy a can of lager there will be a picture of someone with a drink related problem. A photo of a drunk bloke fucking Dawn French.. | |
Joke by justincider, in Jokes with no home > Alcohol - Tagged pictures , people , cigarette , lung , throat , cancer , dawn french , drink , drunk , photo , bloke - Current Score: 13 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| My mum was so angry when she caught me smoking from those new design packets with the pictures of destroyed lungs and stillborn children. To be fair, I did think those were the new flavours. | |
Joke by ashmandem, in Celebrity and news events > Cigarettes Packets - Tagged cigarettes , fags , lungs , pictures , smoking , cartons , lungs , dead baby , dead babies , tar , mum , design - Current Score: 4 - Added: 1 month, 8 days ago
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