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| I was watching American Pie the other day and I thought, "I might try that." I didn't have any pie, so I made do with an apple. Chris Martin wasn't very happy. |    |
Joke by albinobob123, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged american pie , pie , apple , chris martin , rape , sex - Current Score: 94 - Added: 2 months, 10 days ago
| Simple Simon met a pieman going to the fair. Said simple simon to the pieman, "what have you got there" Said the pieman unto simon, "Er, pies...you cock." | |
Joke by Gaiden, in Jokes with no home > Limerick - Tagged rhyme , pie , retard - Current Score: 89 - Added: 7 months, 29 days ago
| Whilst out with the wife last night having a meal at a local pub I decided to sneak into the kitchen to see how hygienic it was. To my shock, I saw a big black head-chef, and he had his false teeth out and was using them to put the edgings on the pastry for the pies. I said, "you dirty bastard, haven't you got a tool?" He said, "yeah, but I use that for putting the rings in the doughnuts." | |
Joke by pornstar, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged pub , meal , black , chef , tool , pie , pastry , doughnut - Current Score: 80 - Added: 1 month, 28 days ago
| Why does Sven refuse to eat humble pie? Because he just 8-1. | |
Joke by shaggy21, in Jokes with no home > Football - Tagged sven , goren , humble pie , pie , eat - Current Score: 70 - Added: 6 months, 20 days ago
| i was in a restaurant last night and i called the waiter over, i said "theres a worm in my pie" , the waiter said " i think you'll find that its fat" , i said " its entitled to be , its eaten all the fucking meat!" | |
Joke by pornstar, in Jokes with no home > Food - Tagged restaurant , waiter , meat , pie , worm , fat - Current Score: 39 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| While waiting to finalise their Australian residental status, two Afghanistani men start chatting. As they part, they agree to meet in a years time and see who has adapted better to the Australian way of life. True to their word, they meet after the year is up. The first says to the second, "We have integrated so well...yesterday, I ate a meat pie and drank a VB while watching my son play Aussie rules, and we own a Holden VK Commodore." The second man replies "Fuck off, ya towelhead." | |
Joke by immortalshadow666, in Religion and racism > Australians - Tagged aussie , afghani , meat , pie , vb , rules , towelhead , vk , commodore , holden - Current Score: 20 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| My wife woke me up last night and told me there was a burglar in the kitchen eating some of her left-over cottage pie. I didn't know who to call first, the police or an ambulance. | |
Joke by staffer, in Jokes with no home > Food - Tagged police , ambulance , eating , burglar , wife , left , over , pie - Current Score: 15 - Added: 3 months, 14 days ago
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