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| Yesterday I made a comment in which I referred to a Muslim as a "pigfucker." I now realise that this was deeply offensive and totally unjustified. The implication that anyone could lower themselves to have sex with a creature considered to be unclean, disgusting and downright immoral, is unjustifiable and offensive and as such I wish to offer a full apology to any pigs who might have been listening. |    |
Joke by bizlop, in Religion and racism > Muslim - Tagged muslims , muslim , paki , pakis , pig , pigs , pigfucker , offensive , racist , racism , fuck - Current Score: 149 - Added: 4 months, 8 days ago
| One day as President Clinton was getting off the helicopter in front of the White House, he had a baby pig under each arm. The Marine guard snapped to attention, salutes, and said: ''Nice pigs, sir.'' The President replied, ''These are not pigs, these are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Hillary, and I got one for Chelsea.'' The Marine again snapped to attention, saluted, and replied, ''Nice trade, sir''' | |
Joke by skimp, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged clinton , president , pigs , hillary , trade , marine , cunt - Current Score: 118 - Added: 2 months, 14 days ago
| Teacher to class, today children we will be doing what noises animals make. "Lucy, what do cows say?" Lucy: "Moo, miss." "Very good, Lucy. Ben, what do sheep say?" Ben: "Baaaaaa, miss." "Very good, Ben. Leroy what do pigs say?" Leroy: "What's in the bag, nigga?" | |
Joke by dixie normous, in Religion and racism > ? - Tagged cows , sheep , pigs , animals , dixie normous - Current Score: 116 - Added: 4 months, 22 days ago
| "Advertisement" Free to a good home, Large Vietnamese pot bellied pig Great with kids. Answers to the name "Gary". | |
Joke by sickillcell, in Celebrity and news events > Gary Glitter - Tagged vietnamese , pigs - Current Score: 74 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| A Jew, a Muslim and a nigger are walking through the countryside late at night, when they come across a farm. They knock on the door and ask the farmer if he has any rooms that they can use for the night. The farmer informs them that he only has two rooms, but he also has a barn. The Jew decides he will sleep in the barn. Five minutes later, there is a knock at the farm house door, and the Jew is stood outside. "I am sorry, but I cannot sleep in that barn. There are pigs in there, and we consider them to be dirty animals. I cannot sleep under the same roof as them" So the Muslim goes off to sleep in the barn. Five minutes later, there is another knock at the farm house door. The Muslim is stood outside. "I'm sorry, but there are pigs in the barn, and my religion considers them to be dirty animals, so I cannot sleep under the same roof as them" Finally, off goes the nigger to sleep in the barn. Five minutes later, there is a knock on the farm house door. The farmer opens the door and finds all his pigs stood on the doorstep... | |
Joke by oldskooliain1982, in Religion and racism > All Racism - Tagged jew , muslim , nigger , pigs - Current Score: 31 - Added: 4 months, 8 days ago
| How do you tell the difference between a British Police Officer, an Australian Police Officer and an American Police Officer? Pose the following question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges. You are carrying a Glock 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do? UK POLICE OFFICER'S ANSWER Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 999? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed days and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behaviour. If I raise my gun and he turns and runs away, do I get blamed when he falls over running away, knocks his head and kills himself? If I shoot him, and lose the court case does he have the opportunity to sue me, cost me my job, my credibility and I will lose my family home? AUSTRALIAN OFFICER'S ANSWER BANG! AMERICAN OFFICER'S ANSWER BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click... (Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click. Daughter: "Nice grouping, Dad! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips?" | |
Joke by paulie xixi, in Jokes with no home > Police - Tagged police , english , australian , american , cops , pigs - Current Score: 14 - Added: 1 month, 24 days ago
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