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| Heard about the new shampoo for Pikeys? It's called Go and Wash |    |
Joke by mycockisbiggerthanyours, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged go , wash , shampoo , gypsy , gypsies , pikey , pikeys - Current Score: 181 - Added: 4 months, 15 days ago
| I don't agree with Vodafone's advertising campaign. It states "Be part of the worlds largest mobile community" Now correct me if I'm wrong but that's the Gypsies! | |
Joke by welshmadman, in Religion and racism > Gypsy - Tagged jimmy carr , vodafone , gypsy , dirty , mobile community , phone , pikey , cunt , scum , sick - Current Score: 179 - Added: 11 months ago
| After a pikey wedding caused a mass riot recently, the best man ended up in court. In front of the judge, he was trying to explain the traditions of a 'romany' wedding: Pikey Best Man: "Well, it was like this, your honour: as it is a custom for the best man to have the first dance with the bride, which I was, nice and close like, the groom comes over and kicks the bride in the cunt as hard as he could." Judge: "Gosh, that must have hurt." Pikey Best Man: "Hurt? You're not kidding me - he broke three of me fucking fingers." | |
Joke by spazzy, in Religion and racism > Pikeys - Tagged pikey , wedding , cunt - Current Score: 71 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| What key can open any lock? A pi-key. | |
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Pikeys - Tagged chav , pikey , key , lock , gypsy - Current Score: 48 - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago
| I've invented a new game. You get a group of Pikeys and lock them in a Cellar for a Month without any food. It's called Hungry Hungry Gyppos. | |
Joke by ramalam, in Religion and racism > Gypsy - Tagged gypsy , pikey , traveller , romany - Current Score: 41 - Added: 3 months ago
| Why do seagulls have wings? To beat the pikeys to the tip. | |
Joke by P45, in Religion and racism > Pikeys - Tagged pikey , god , tip , seagull - Current Score: 35 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| I knew there was something wrong with Lidl, when I spent more money on the plastic bags than the food. | |
Joke by max the storyteller, in Jokes with no home > Shops - Tagged lidl , pikey - Current Score: 28 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| How do you kill a pikey? Throw 50p off a cliff | |
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Jehovahs Witness - Tagged pikey , chav - Current Score: 16 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| Did you hear about the pikey who won the lottery? Apparently they're going to pay him with Travellers Cheques... | |
Joke by spazzy, in Religion and racism > Pikeys - Tagged gypsy , pikey , lottery - Current Score: 11 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| What happens if you stick your palm up a Gypsy's dress? You get your palm read every 28 days. | |
Joke by ht, in Religion and racism > Pikeys - Tagged period , pikey , gypsy - Current Score: 7 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
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