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Heard about the new shampoo for Pikeys?

It's called Go and Wash
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Joke by mycockisbiggerthanyours, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged go , wash , shampoo , gypsy , gypsies , pikey , pikeys  - Current Score: 172 - Added: 3 months ago

What's the difference between gnomes and Gypos?

There are only four gnomes in my garden, and they're welcome to be there.
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Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Gypsy - Tagged gypos , pikeys , thieving gypsy bastards  - Current Score: 85 - Added: 5 months ago

Why are cigarettes like Pikeys?

They smell to high heaven, come in packs of 20 and are barred out of every pub in England.
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Joke by fidothedog, in Religion and racism > Pikeys - Tagged pikeys , travellers , scum , vermin , cunts  - Current Score: 59 - Added: 1 year ago

A young pikey girl asks her mum,"which way round do my knickers go on, Mum?"

Her mum repiles,"How many fucking times do I have to tell ya? Yellow at the front and brown at the back."
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Joke by chelsea_steve, in Religion and racism > Pikeys - Tagged gippos , pikeys , knickers  - Current Score: 40 - Added: 1 year ago

Two gypsys wake up in bed together.

One says to the other "I hope we can still be cousins".
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Joke by stevo2560, in Religion and racism > Pikeys - Tagged pikeys , gypsies , incest  - Current Score: 30 - Added: 11 months ago

A group of pikeys arrive at Heaven, and St. Peter is waiting at the Pearl Gates. "We want to come in." One of them says.

St. Peter replies, "One moment please. God has a thing about pikeys coming in to Heaven."

He visits God and tells him about the pikeys. "No way!" God shouts. "Go back to the Pearl Gates and tell them to piss off!"

St. Peter goes back to the Gates and then back to God. "They're gone." He says.

"The pikeys?" God asks.

"No," St. Peter replies, "The Gates."
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Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Pikeys - Tagged pikeys , heaven , god , st. peter  - Current Score: 26 - Added: 4 months ago

Two pikeys, Jimmy and Maggie, finally get married and Maggie says, "Hey, Jimmy, does this mean we're not brother and sister anymore?"

"It sure does Maggie, but we'll fuck like we were."
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Joke by balooba, in Religion and racism > Pikeys - Tagged pikeys , incest  - Current Score: 8 - Added: 11 months ago

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