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| Three women were in the waiting room of a gynecologist, and each of them was knitting a sweater for their baby-to-be. The first one stopped and took a pill. "What was that?" The others asked her. "Oh, it was Vitamin C - I want my baby to be healthy." A few minutes later, another woman took a pill. "What was that?" the others asked. "Oh, it was iron - I want my baby to be big and strong." They continued knitting. Finally the third woman took a pill. "What was that?" the others asked her. "It was thalidomide," she said, "I just can't get the arms right on this fucking sweater!" |    |
Joke by caliban, in Illness and mortality > Pregnancy and Abortion - Tagged thalidomide , arms , sweater , baby , babies , three , gynecologist , gynecologists , pill , pills , arm , jumper , knitting , knit , sleeve - Current Score: 406 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| "Should I take the blue pill or the red pill?" "Nan, just eat the fucking Smarties." | |
Joke by csw2342, in Illness and mortality > Alzheimers - Tagged nan , pill , smarties , alzeimers , old age , old people , sweets , mental illness , grandmother - Current Score: 105 - Added: 1 day ago
| A friend of mine confused her Valium with her birth control pills... She has 14 kids but doesn't really care. | |
Joke by Sticky, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged vallium , birth control , pill , kids - Current Score: 62 - Added: 4 months, 15 days ago
| What's a birth control pill? The other thing a woman can put in her mouth to stop her from getting pregnant. | |
Joke by cooperman, in Sex and shit > Blow Job - Tagged birth control , pill , enjoy the silence - Current Score: 52 - Added: 9 months, 20 days ago
| Paddy's girlfriend went to the doc's to get the contraceptive pill. Doc told her that she couldn't have it because she was already six month's pregnant. "I know I am pregnant," she exclaims to the Doc, "but Paddy has found this hole behind me and I don't want a lump on my back as well." | |
Joke by wwtf, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged pregnant , back , dumb , paddy , stupid , pill , arse - Current Score: 32 - Added: 7 months, 18 days ago
| I see scientists have developed a pill that can give a woman an orgasm... It's got no special ingredients, it's just made of chocolate and is shaped like a shoe. | |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Sex and shit > Orgasm - Tagged orgasm , women , shoe , chocolate , pill , scientists - Current Score: 25 - Added: 3 months, 21 days ago
| There is this fantastic little pill that cures PMT. Its called arsenic. | |
Joke by baldlice, in Illness and mortality > PMT - Tagged pmt , arsenic , pill - Current Score: 20 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| Jack and Jill went up the hill, To have a little fun, But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son. | |
Joke by mikey, in Jokes with no home > Jack and Jill - Tagged jack and jill , pill , son - Current Score: 7 - Added: 1 year ago
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