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| I was shagging the wife last night and, after cumming for the second time, I rolled over. My wife was not impressed and said, "how about finishing me off now?" So I smothered her with my pillow. |    |
Joke by bawbag, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged cum , wife , pillow , smother - Current Score: 193 - Added: 3 months, 7 days ago
| The Hilton Hotel Group have launched a new promotion; they allow guests to keep their pillow and pillow case that shows the famous Hilton crest. "It's been a great success," a spokesperson said, "we figured if you stuff a pillow in your suitcase, you won't have room for bedsheets, towels, bathrobes, toilet rolls..." | |
Joke by staffer, in Jokes with no home > Hotel - Tagged pillow , bathrobes , toilet , rolls , hotel , suitcase - Current Score: 47 - Added: 1 month, 12 days ago
| George wakes up in hospital after a serious operation. "I have good news and bad news," says the doctor. "The good news is that we managed to save your testicles." "Thank God," says George. "And what's the bad news?" The doctor replies, "they're in a bag under your pillow." | |
Joke by cooperman, in Illness and mortality > Doctor - Tagged testicles , pillow , operation , bag , hospital - Current Score: 36 - Added: 10 months, 27 days ago
| I'll never forget what my grandfather said on his deathbed. "What are you doing with that pillow?" | |
Joke by nufcdude, in Illness and mortality > Old People - Tagged grandfather , pillow , suffication - Current Score: 29 - Added: 1 month, 26 days ago
| A Scotsman, Englishman and an Irishman find a wizard on the top of a tall cliff. The wizard orders them to jump off the cliff, but he also promises that if they say anything while falling, they will get it at the bottom of the cliff. So first, the Englishman jumps off the cliff and shouts, "Pillows!" and so he lands on some pillows. Then the Scotsman jumps off the cliff, and he shouts, "Hay!" and so he lands on some hay. Finally the Irishman runs to jump off the cliff, but he trips on a rock just before the jump and says, "Aw, shite!" | |
Joke by Ciabi, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged irish , scots , english , englishman , irishman , scotsman , scottish , jump , wizzard , pillows , pillow , hay , shit , shite , stupid , magic - Current Score: 10 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
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