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| Last week I told my girlfriend to fuck off, because she looks like a small pink mouse, but now I'm starting to think ........... that I've dropped a clanger. |    |
Joke by pornstar, in Jokes with no home > Girlfriend - Tagged clanger , mouse , pink , girlfriend , fuck off - Current Score: 148 - Added: 5 days ago
| Steve Davis (of snooker fame) pulls a delightful groupie after a tournament and ends up in his hotel room after several drinks... Desperate to get on with shagging her idol, she strips off and gets on all fours presenting her arse in the air... Our Steve, not a man to rush... drops his trousers and starts staring at the girls arse, moving from side to side and raising and lowering his head... "Are you going to fuck me?" shouts the girl.... "Yes, but I don't know if I should go for the easy pink or the tight brown!!" | |
Joke by sick puppy, in Sex and shit > General - Tagged steve davis , pink , brown , hotel fuck , groupie - Current Score: 62 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| What's pink and fluffy and haven't moved in over a year? Madeleine McCann's slippers. | |
Joke by P45, in Celebrity and news events > Maddie - Tagged pink , fluffy , madeleine mccann - Current Score: 44 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| What's pink and fluffy and never moves? Steven Hawking's slippers. | |
Joke by wub, in Celebrity and news events > Stephen Hawking - Tagged steven , hawkings , slippers , pink , fluffy - Current Score: 30 - Added: 6 months, 14 days ago
| What do rhubarb and cocks have in common? Both are long, thin, covered in skin, pink in the middle and go in tarts. | |
Joke by mycockisbiggerthanyours, in Sex and shit > Prostitution - Tagged long , thi , skin , pink , tarts , cock , dick , penis , rhubarb , fruit , food , sex - Current Score: 18 - Added: 10 months ago
| A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath. 'Mum', he asked, 'Are these my brains?' 'Not yet,' she replied | |
Joke by milo123, in Sex and shit > Balls - Tagged sex , fingering , cunt , pink , balls , stink , testicles , bath , boy , brains - Current Score: 14 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| What's pink, wrinkled and makes mothers scream? Tom Jones! | |
Joke by bawbag, in Celebrity and news events > Tom Jones - Tagged pink , wrinkled , scream , mothers , tom jones - Current Score: 5 - Added: 3 months, 22 days ago
| What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff | |
Joke by Kes, in Jokes with no home > Random - Tagged pink , fluffy - Current Score: 1 - Added: 1 year ago
| Those little girls cannot resist anything pink. Especially if you tell them it's a lollipop. | |
Joke by Sickipedia: matt, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged lollipop , pink - Current Score: 1 - Added: 2 months, 11 days ago
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