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| What do a you call a Somali pirate? A niggarrh. |    |
Joke by sapper, in Religion and racism > Africans - Tagged pirate , somali - Current Score: 335 - Added: 1 week ago
| When the police knocked on my door and arrested me for piracy last week I was relieved to find out it was because of the movies I was copying, and not the small shanty village I raped and pillaged last summer. | |
Joke by danshand, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged rape , pirate , piracy , village - Current Score: 153 - Added: 1 month, 26 days ago
| A man was sitting at a bar when he noticed a pirate walk in the front door. The pirate had a peg leg, a hook for one hand, and a patch over one eye. Feeling sorry for the pirate, the man said, "Come over here friend. You look like you've had a hard life and I'd like to buy you a drink." The pirate came over and ordered rum. "Just out of curiosity," the man said, "how did you lose your leg?" "Arrrgh!" said the pirate, "I lost that timber to a tiger shark in the Caribbean when I was thrown overboard for stealing a man's rum." "That's just terrible. How did you lose your hand?" the man said. "Arrrgh!" said the pirate, "I lost that fighting cannibals off Madagascar under Admiral Hawk." "Oh my!" the man said, "I can't even imagine! How did you lose your eye?" "Arrrgh! A seagull pooped in it!" said the pirate. "A seagull!" the man exclaimed. "Is seagull poop dangerous?!" he asked. "Nay, matey, it was me first day with the hook..." | |
Joke by kitkat456, in Jokes with no home > Clean - Tagged pirate , rum , clean - Current Score: 110 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| The wife went to a fancy dress party as a pirate the other night, not because she liked the costume but because it was the only one that would hide her fucking black eye. | |
Joke by CJJ, in Sex and shit > Domestic Violence - Tagged wife , fancy dress , pirate , black eye , abuse - Current Score: 25 - Added: 3 months, 3 days ago
| So America is refusing to board the hijacked Oil Tanker in case innocents get injured. Thats never stopped the cunts in the past. | |
Joke by baldlice, in Celebrity and news events > Somalian Boat Capture - Tagged friendly fire , america , somalia , pirate - Current Score: 18 - Added: 1 week ago
| Whenever I buy a DVD I have to sit through a trailer telling me not to watch pirate movies. Yet Johnny Depp stars in one and the posters all say 'Must See'. Make your minds up Hollywood. | |
Joke by analcake, in Celebrity and news events > Johnny Depp - Tagged pirates , pirate , dvd , hollywood , of , the , carribean - Current Score: 14 - Added: 4 months, 26 days ago
| Heard about these Somalian Pirates that have hijacked an oil tanker? That's a big step up from them trying to sell fake DVDs on ebay. | |
Joke by uberspeed, in Religion and racism > Nigger - Tagged pirate - Current Score: 1 - Added: 1 week ago
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