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| Some Somalians open fire on an oil tanker, take hostage the 25 crew and hijack the vessel carrying $100million of oil... I 'borrow' some music, TV and films from the internet and they want to do ME for piracy? This world is fucked up. |    |
Joke by Solid_Justice, in Celebrity and news events > Somalian Boat Capture - Tagged pirates , piracy , somalia - Current Score: 354 - Added: 1 week ago
| Somalian pirates steal a ship full of well sought out oil. Two days later, oil is being sold at three year low. And they wonder why they live in poverty - their business skills are fucking awful. | |
Joke by max the storyteller, in Celebrity and news events > Somalian Boat Capture - Tagged its a joke , somalian , pirates , oil - Current Score: 183 - Added: 1 week ago
| My nephew wants a Pirate outfit for Christmas. I asked, but the Early Learning Centre don't sell boot polish or replica AK47s. | |
Joke by mrangry, in Celebrity and news events > Somalian Boat Capture - Tagged somalian , pirates , toys - Current Score: 158 - Added: 1 week ago
| What's this? R RR RRR RRRR A pirate eye chart. | |
Joke by Cleveland, in Jokes with no home > pirates - Tagged pirates , eye - Current Score: 153 - Added: 2 months, 15 days ago
| My wife started a Pilates evening class last night. She'd learnt to subdue a crew, pilot a vessel and negotiate ransoms before she realised she'd misread the advert. | |
Joke by storyteller, in Celebrity and news events > Somalian Boat Capture - Tagged pirates , somalia , pilates of the carribean - Current Score: 83 - Added: 1 week ago
| The internet : all the piracy, none of the scurvy. | |
Joke by cb, in Jokes with no home > Internet - Tagged internet , piracy , pirates , scurvy - Current Score: 39 - Added: 1 week ago
| TOP TIP Radical Muslims/Militant Extremists/Terrorists Fed up of having your demands ignored? Feel like negotiations constantly stall? Become a pirate and people will take you seriously. | |
Joke by Gash TL, in Celebrity and news events > Somalian Boat Capture - Tagged muslims , extremists , terrorists , pirates , demands , how to negotiate successfully - Current Score: 18 - Added: 1 week ago
| Those Somali pirates are on to a good thing. Even if no cunt pays the ransom, Hollywood have offered them £20 million for the film rights. | |
Joke by baldlice, in Celebrity and news events > Somalian Boat Capture - Tagged pirates , somali , hollywood - Current Score: 18 - Added: 1 week ago
| What have the Sirius Star and Arsenal got in common? Both made the news this week because of their shit captain | |
Joke by Gash TL, in Celebrity and news events > Somalian Boat Capture - Tagged sirius star hijacked , pirates , somalia , arsenal , gallas , shit captain - Current Score: 18 - Added: 1 week ago
| Whenever I buy a DVD I have to sit through a trailer telling me not to watch pirate movies. Yet Johnny Depp stars in one and the posters all say 'Must See'. Make your minds up Hollywood. | |
Joke by analcake, in Celebrity and news events > Johnny Depp - Tagged pirates , pirate , dvd , hollywood , of , the , carribean - Current Score: 14 - Added: 4 months, 26 days ago
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